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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Jul 21, 2006.

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    BGN Guest

    I'm not gay - I'm just big boned.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Brownz @ Work Guest


    Just ignore her and don't get involved, you'll either break her or blow her
    up somehow.

    <cue endless examples, damaged rings, sticky clutch, seized back end etc
    etc>
     
    Brownz @ Work, Jul 21, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    You're sitting inside playing on the computer when it's some of the
    nicest weather in ages?

    Didn't you complain earlier in the year that the UK was too cold and
    you wanted to go somewhere warm?
     
    dwb, Jul 21, 2006
    #43
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    Cane Guest

    or his mother will reverse over her.
     
    Cane, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Can I just point out that even _I_ knew that?
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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    Nicknoxx Guest

    yebbut it was nearly 20 years ago and I thought you claimed to not keep
    up with *contemporary* British[1] culture.

    [1] or Merkin?
     
    Nicknoxx, Jul 21, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    Blow oil out of her exhaust?
     
    dwb, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    I've never made any such claim.
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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    Nicknoxx Guest

    <fx:Googles>
    oh yeah, It was made on your behalf.
     
    Nicknoxx, Jul 21, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Mayonnaise in the oil.
    Shit in the carbs.

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Jul 21, 2006
    #50
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    steve auvache Guest

    BGN wrote
    Pass her on to me laddie. Steaming fannies are my stock in trade.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 21, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    Find her, **** her and forget her.

    Sorted.
     
    Cab, Jul 21, 2006
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    toad_oftoadhall Guest

    Christ. You _really_ are gay.
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Yes. Somewhere that is warm for more than five days at a time.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Cab Guest

    FFS Nick, come clean. She'll probably appreciate it more.

    Oh, and you should get out more.
     
    Cab, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Gosh, don't tell my mother. She's be *so* upset!
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    I'm on holiday. What better time is there to stay indoors?
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    toad_oftoadhall Guest

    Does she do any online gaming?
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Unlikely.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    She's probably wrinkled, ugly and fat, so won't take it amiss if you
    tell her she's not your type.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 21, 2006
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