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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. BGN

    Lozzo Guest

    BGN says...
    Women are far more fun to swing round the room by their nipples
    afterwards.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2006
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  2. BGN

    BGN Guest

    In this weather, without air-con?!
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    BGN says...
    Don't talk to me about not having air-con!
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2006
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  4. BGN

    Beav Guest

    Ask her if she TIUTA. If she does, you're both sorted.


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    Beav, Jul 21, 2006
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  5. BGN

    Beav Guest

    'Kin hell, it's "The internet is for porn" thing.
    I'd stay the **** away.


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    Beav, Jul 21, 2006
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  6. BGN

    Beav Guest

    She'd see it as a challenge to bed you. Take a big toy in case she has any
    ideas.


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    Beav, Jul 21, 2006
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  7. BGN

    Beav Guest

    Use the optional hole then?


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    Beav, Jul 21, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    I think the weather has been pretty good since about mid June - that's
    a bit more than 5 days.
     
    dwb, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Yes, the video for it was made in World of Warcraft.
    I can't be arsed to ride to Hastings for a shag.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    One might as well use a Mr. Person for something like that.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    She's asked to go out on the bike. That would scare her.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Eiron Guest

    Remember the long cold winter that stopped about mid-June.
     
    Eiron, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Since about the longest day? The longest day marking it's all going
    to get all cold and horrible again?
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
    #73
  14. sofa as we know he's gonna sock it to her
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 21, 2006
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    Hog Guest

    You are both wrong. There are some gorgeous female gamers. We used to
    run Gaming X-Box Servers, I bumped into the lovely Carrie via that
    venture.
     
    Hog, Jul 21, 2006
    #75
  16. BGN

    Hog Guest

    Are you seeing your mistake here yet? that's a bit like saying I love
    drinking Guiness so I'll never taste the Bishop's Finger.
    Women are wonderful lovely things (mostly) (well, the good looking
    ones)........ ....... .........
     
    Hog, Jul 21, 2006
    #76
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    Hog Guest

    <snigger>
    Really!

    I put the MR2 into the garage today to have it re-installed. Was removed
    for track toy use.
     
    Hog, Jul 21, 2006
    #77
  18. How's the new-ish bike for reliability so far?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Flawless. Very, very good. It's nice having more power (ER-5 was
    49-ish out of the box whereas the Bandit is 90 bhp out of the box,
    iirc, but this has some nice things on it like an exhaust which now
    lacks baffles - oh, the noise is lovely!) to play with.

    I've just come back from a scream from Saltwood to Canterbury on
    cun'ree lanes (dodging horses - via Stelling Minnis) and then back
    from Canterbury to Saltwood on the B2068 flat out. It's a lovely
    bike. I've decided that instead of taking it to my normal garage
    (Cheriton Motorcycles gave me terrible service and I'm sure they're
    partly to blame for the early demise of the ER-5) I'm going to take it
    to the Suzuki main dealer, Alford Bros. which is about ten seconds
    walk from my new place of work. Sure, it will be more expensive but
    at least I'll have a bike that works after 18 months.

    My current RS Bandit 600n Work to be Done list is as follows:

    1) New registration plate
    <http://hayn.gotadsl.co.uk/bike/b6/plate.jpg> - DONE

    2) Possible higher bars

    3) Different tyres

    4) Replace clutch cable

    4) Possible baglux tank cover - Baglux doesn't make a B6 tank cover in
    Orange.

    All of the points are pretty minor with the exception of point 4 but I
    already have a replacement clutch cable. I might just get the garage
    to fit it when I'm next in.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    I'd be gentle.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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