Paging Hog

Get along and see Jerry Sadowitz while he's on his current live stint.

He's like you, but funny. And original. And entertaining.

 

don't forget "talented"

I'm still laughing at the compère's[1] voice-over even before he came
on stage.

[1] not quite the appropriate term, but WTF

 

I had to sit through a two hour strategy presentation this morning and
every couple of minutes another line from last night popped into my head
and I had to suppress another snort.

 

You two have been on a date again, haven't you?

 

Where do you think I pick up my material?

 

Old BNP leaflets mostly.

 

Be thankful that you are getting fewer cbb tweets/updates as a bi-
product. Oggers needs another three or four dates this week.

 

That's less a function of my evening out and more how busy I am at work.
Normal service will be resumed tomorrow, hopefully.

 

Uh-huh. Well it will be over soon, anyhow.

 

No, no. You're fine. Honest.

 

Gawd help us if WC makes the audition.

 

You're kidding right?

Although, that could be highly entertaining...

 

I might be mis-rembering, but, from memory, no. [Un]fortunately, he's a
perfect candidate for the job.

 

it's only been about 5-6 times in the last 12 months - don't read
anything into it, FFS!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

I'm slightly surprised that Oggers can afford your rates, TBH.

 

I know someone who's applying for BGT as well.

Now all I need is a ticket to the Eurovision final and I'm all set!

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/alex/

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Even so!

 

Oh come on, even I've earned more than him this year and I've been on
the sick for two and a half weeks out of the four.

 

<applause>

Not at all fair, but funny nevertheless