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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Aug 28, 2008.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    You made that appointment yet?
     
    Gyp, Aug 28, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Yes - 11.20 this morning.

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    Krusty, Aug 28, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    <pats on head>

    Good boy, have a biscuit.
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 28, 2008
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina
    Are you trying to kill him? He'll be 'nil by mouth' before they cut his
    balls off.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 28, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Thanks - choccie I hope. Got to see the urologist on Tuesday.

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    Lady Nina Guest

    Do I look like the sort of girl who offers substandard biscuits?
    Two ball fondlings for the price of one. Now aren't you glad you went.
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 28, 2008
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    Big Dave Guest

    I had to read that twice before I realised that you weren't making
    Krusty and offer.
    :)
     
    Big Dave, Aug 28, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    It was a bit weird having a bloke squeeze my balls whilst telling me
    how he just sold his BMW scooter on eBay for ?3k, when it only cost
    ?3,700 six years ago.

    Tuesday's likely to be a mixture of fondlings & scans apparently - my
    cup overfloweth.

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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    You still got two?
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    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 28, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Question is, if they do cut it out, should I go for a fake replacement?
    And if so, which shape[1] would be best for comedy value - a battleship
    maybe?

    [1] I presume they'll have a selection to choose from.

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    Krusty, Aug 31, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    I'd like one with Tony Blair's face in relief, so I could pull my
    scrotal skin tight over it and he could **** someone over yet again.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 31, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Much fondling & no scans as it turns out - have to wait 'til Thursday
    for those. Mr Consultant is pretty sure it's nothing to worry about
    though.

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    Krusty, Sep 2, 2008
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    talkinginthedark Guest

    Were the scans clear? Was the cold jelly arousing? EMNTK.
     
    talkinginthedark, Sep 8, 2008
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    Krusty Guest

    Thankfully not. It was a concern beforehand, mind.
    Oh, in that case, yes, gave me a raging stiffy it did.

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    Champ Guest

    Good news.
     
    Champ, Sep 8, 2008
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