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Hope you have a fabulous birthday. xxx.

I had an unbirthday earlier in the week courtesy of Elly and have had
and still have a house full of people now, they've let me geek to say
happy birthday to you.

Now I have to go drink more and finish building stonehenge, ginge
knocked it down though he claims he didn't. I think i may be a little
drunk.

<counts empty bottles>

Oh yes, definitely and the weekend has only just begun.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

He does that. The ****.

Don't let him near any Leffe, whatever you do.

Have a birthday hug from me.

Oh good. <cops quick virtual grope>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

I'm too pissed to read what went on before, I latched onto the word
"grope" and fired in. Probably hit the wrong thread too, but **** it, I'm
too pissed to care.

 

<checks spam trap>
Nope I didn't get an invite. Cunts.

 

'twasn't a UKRM fest, just a gathering of the close friends that I
spend important times with. I'll do the drinking with UKRM thing at
Snetterton if the rest of the party plans this weekend don't break me
before then.

Didn't even plan it, it was impromptu, [1] my friend Ana was
unexpectedly down from Scotland so I randomly phoned local people and
asked if they wanted to come over for a drink. And they did and it was
good. I think some of us are still drunk, so no riding down to London
until much later today.

[1] I can type that but I have absolutely no chance of saying it,
something has made my tongue about 3 times its normal size.

 

He was doing the giant finger of God thing while we were pondering
that if we turned the big stones over if they'd have numbers on the
bottom. Some of us saw tiny druids.

He was the most sober.

<virtually twists arm behind back, smiles, says 'do that again and I
break it'>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

Uhh... Uhh... Harder, harder...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Work in progress wrote:

Work in progress
Outstandingly happy and bouncy and excited.

Good lord!!
<take cover>

 

ITYF Rachel knocked them over. I was telling her how to rebuild
stonehenge.

 

I like you, when I take over the universe your death will be quick and
painless.

 

Oh suffocation will be fine Mistress