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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dan L, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    Have you been speaking to our mutual acquaintance, only she phoned the
    boy at tea time asking why he'd dismantled her bike.

    I fucking pissed myself, he now has his very own stalker.

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    Dan L, Nov 12, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Dan L says...
    Hide your bunnies

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    Lozzo, Nov 12, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    I vaguely recall some quote about riding a Vincent up the spine of England
    on a crisp Spring day being, like an affair with an older woman, essential
    to the upbringing of any young man.

    It'll mature him, give him character and complexity. If she doesn't knife
    him in the shower or something.
     
    platypus, Nov 12, 2007
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    dave Guest

    Exactly. All the women I know are insane, it's merely the degree, it's
    because I'm such a fuckwit I suppose. So, he's got an
    ideal opportunity to learn about life in the raw.[/QUOTE]

    Good on yer for admitting your a bit of a prick.
     
    dave, Nov 12, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Are you suggesting *every* single woman has a DSM-IV diagnosis?
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 12, 2007
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  6. He's trying to intimate that you might be 'dave'. Which is unlikely
    given how utterly different the news headers are..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Nov 13, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    and this is Phil intimating that Nina's a bit thick :)
     
    darsy, Nov 13, 2007
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  8. Dan L

    Lady Nina Guest

    Actually I didn't mean that,[/QUOTE]

    It was hard to tell from the drunken structure exactly what you did
    mean.
    Shocking as it may be you can piss people off who haven't actually met
    you. Equally shocking I don't need 'a mate' to speak for me.
    Ah, Mr reasonable Bear has gone again. I had such high hopes.

    <debates whether to do the 'so speaking out against misogynistic shite
    makes me humourless does it' and discards idea>
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 13, 2007
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  9. Ahhhh ... right, that's what it is eh?[/QUOTE]

    Err.. I'm lost now. Who am I supposed to be insulting? (My comment
    wasn't designed to be BTW).
    Who? The dave sock?

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Nov 13, 2007
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  10. Actually I didn't mean that, I meant it was probably a mate of hers, or
    else a similarly humourless bint.[/QUOTE]

    Ah. Oh.

    <Retreats back into cave>

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Nov 13, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Can't go back to something I haven't done.
    <points at patronising twat label>

    I think sir may be needing this.
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 13, 2007
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
    <snip>

    It actually isn't necessary for you to jump into every thread where
    Bear's involved in an argument. He's upset you. You're a member or a
    remarkably non-exclusive club. Deal with it, preferably without boring
    everyone else to death.

    And I think we've established that the 'real name' thing just makes you
    look like a complete prat.

    So, give it a rest, eh?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 13, 2007
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