Paging Lozzo

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. I saw this and thought of you:

    My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
    to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
    me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
    bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger
    sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
    mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
    me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
    deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
    that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
    that she couldn=3Ft overcome and didn=3Ft really want to overcome. She told
    me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
    committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn=3Ft say a
    word. She said, =3FI=3Fm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
    ahead with it just come up and get me.=3F I was stunned. I was frozen in
    shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
    pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
    opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
    my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
    eyes he hugged me and said, =3FWe are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn=3Ft ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
    to the family=3F.

    The moral of this story is:

    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jan 31, 2008
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