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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by dwb, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. dwb

    dwb Guest

    DAMHIK, but getting pissed would be the worst thing I could do :)
     
    dwb, Sep 13, 2005
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  2. dwb

    petrolcan Guest

    Shit. Sorry to hear that.
     
    petrolcan, Sep 13, 2005
    #22
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, dwb
    I've been thinking about this. You did tell her that buying a big
    trailee doesn't *definitely* mean you're gay, didn't you?

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 13, 2005
    #23
  4. dwb

    wessie Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say
    BGN on the rebound at EOSM, you reckon?
     
    wessie, Sep 14, 2005
    #24
  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    Stranger things have happened.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 14, 2005
    #25
  6. dwb

    Pip Guest

    I'll just carry on treading the worst line then, tyvm.
     
    Pip, Sep 14, 2005
    #26
  7. dwb

    Pip Guest

    "Turn over and take it like a kaffir"

    Oops.
     
    Pip, Sep 14, 2005
    #27
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    sweller Guest

    At least you don't have children.
     
    sweller, Sep 14, 2005
    #28
  9. dwb

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Sorry to hear that Dan.

    Why don't you stop over on Saturday night at the eosm and just get
    absolutely hammered, there's always someone there wants a ****....
     
    Andy Bonwick, Sep 14, 2005
    #29
  10. dwb

    Ace Guest

    Hehe.

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    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 14, 2005
    #30
  11. dwb

    Kiran Guest

    Andy Bonwick wrote:

    Yep, me too.
    There should be a section of the FAQ dealing with this.

    Kiran
     
    Kiran, Sep 14, 2005
    #31
  12. dwb

    Kiran Guest

    Not always. I suppose it depends on how short "short term" really is.
    You could always sell it and buy something a bit smaller/cheaper/closer
    to civilisation.

    Kiran
     
    Kiran, Sep 14, 2005
    #32
  13. A classic Bonwick post.
     
    Paul Corfield, Sep 14, 2005
    #33
  14. dwb

    Ace Guest

    You don't know the half of it mate.

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 15, 2005
    #34
  15. Oh I know he was pointing towards various aspects of the "ukrm reality
    show". I doubt I know 1% of the scandal never mind half of it.
     
    Paul Corfield, Sep 15, 2005
    #35
  16. dwb

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Neither do I, and I'm in most episodes.
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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..78875.../...19634.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR 2005: Abandoned.
     
    Salad Dodger, Sep 15, 2005
    #36
  17. dwb

    PeterT Guest

    But then no shenanignas would happen in your vicinity due to the
    snoring, which would kill even the most alcohol induced passion.
     
    PeterT, Sep 16, 2005
    #37
  18. dwb

    Ben Blaney Guest

    I feel a bit left out; I've never fucked anyone from UKRM. There's
    only ever been one UKRM burd that I've really wanted to ****, mind
    you.
     
    Ben Blaney, Sep 17, 2005
    #38
  19. dwb

    ogden Guest

    Still, it could be worse.
     
    ogden, Sep 19, 2005
    #39
  20. dwb

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    He'd only have reason to feel guilty for a week.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Sep 19, 2005
    #40
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