Paging Packer and WUN - Kempton Park

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by TOG@Toil, Sep 24, 2010.

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    TOG@Toil Guest

    I've booked a pitch at the 4 December KP jumble. £37 (including £5 for
    a third bod, as the price of £32 includes just two people manning a
    stand - if one or other of you drops out, it's not a worry).

    Indoor pitches are cheaper at £26, but they're just a six-foot table
    and a chair and aren't really big enough. I've got a gazebo which can
    be erected if the weather's iffy. I don't have a pasting table or
    similar, if either of you has one.

    Stand number tba.

    Obviously we'll talk nearer the date, but things to bring include;

    1. A folding chair
    2. Picnic grub and Thermos unless you want to brave the deathburger
    van
    3. Plastic sheeting
    4. Camera (always useful)
    Change! You can't have too much change. At least £30 in £5 notes and
    £20 in pound coins. Bring a load of dosh for yourself, because you
    absolutely will buy stuff. The best deals are all made between the
    stallholders before the gates open to the great unwashed.
    5. Plastic bags, like old supermarket bags, for packing stuff into
    6. Price tickets - stuff sells easier if you've got a ticket on it. A
    big Magic Marker is also handy.
    7. Brolly. If you don't bring it, you'll need it
    8. Bag of small KitKats or similar for punters' kiddies. Seriously,
    offering mini Mars bars or lollipops [1] as Dad approaches with his
    kid sometimes works wonders. At the very least, they spend longer on
    the stand looking at what you've got.
    9. Any old toys you want to clear out - see above. Like a car boot
    sale, peopple are quite happy to buy little things for their kids, and
    it's all business.

    If there's anyone who wants to come along and shove a bike or similar
    on the pitch, feel free (literally). I'm assuming a few ukrm-ers will
    toddle along just to point and laugh and say loudly: "I wouldn't buy
    that if I were you: it doesn't work...."

    [1] Werther's Originals might not be a good idea.
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 24, 2010
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "TOG@Toil"
    Good-oh! I shall start a "KP" pile in the garage.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 24, 2010
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    Steve Guest

    Hmmm
     
    Steve, Sep 24, 2010
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    CT Guest

    Salted or dry-roasted?
     
    CT, Sep 24, 2010
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT
    Salted, you fucking heathen.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 24, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    I know - dodgy; he forgot to mention a decent box of condoms: even
    kids have AIDS these days.
     
    darsy, Sep 24, 2010
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy
    <African Witch Doctor Mode>

    Oh no! If you **** a baby, it cures you of the AIDS[1]!

    </AWDM>

    [1] Apparently some of them are sufficiently fucked in the head to
    really believe this.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 24, 2010
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    You Nasty Man.
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 24, 2010
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    Kevin Guest

    On Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:00:14 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Re. KP
    I had some of those the other day and they were really, REALLY salty
    to the extent they went in the bin. Another packet was the same so I
    guess that's how they make them.

    Do any other makes give me more peanuts than salt (apart from the
    rather nice ones available at German service stations...but they're
    not exactly readily available to me most of the time)?

    Kevin
     
    Kevin, Sep 24, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    that sounds mad.

    Until you consider that the Catholic church's African AIDS policy
    includes telling the "natives" that condoms cause HIV[1]

    [1] http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7014335.stm in case you think I'm
    joking.
     
    darsy, Sep 24, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    Tesco Value peanuts, 200g for 28p. Runts of the peanut world but not too
    greasy or salty.

    As you like German ones, have you tried Lidl? I like their dry roasted ones
    and the salted ones are okay too.
     
    wessie, Sep 24, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    there's a clinical name for it isn't there?
     
    darsy, Sep 25, 2010
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    SIRPip Guest

    Yeah. "Konkrete Krew".
     
    SIRPip, Sep 25, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    <Aretha Franklin>

    Who's Whooshin' Who?

    </AF>
     
    darsy, Sep 25, 2010
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