Paging Packer - Kempton Park

The October KP is the one that clashes with the Stafford Show, and it's
not a good idea to go to that one, because attendance is usually poorish
and the punters are elsewhere.

The December jumble is a much better bet. It depends on the weather, of
course, but if it's fine it's absolutely jam-packed because it's the
last chance to get your bits for the winter project before Christmas.

I'm going to book a pitch - you want in?

 

Yes. Am sure I've got stuff to flog.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Hmm...

I have a large collection of assorted old shit (including a complete,
stripped GL1000). Worth doing KP with?

 

anything's worth a try to improve his batting

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Hah! Lost cause, mate.

 

He's African. A yellow hippo suppository might just be the medicine he
needs...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

It *has* to be worth a try. Anyone got Graham Gooch's phone number?

 

On Sun, 19 Sep 2010 00:32:31 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel

It's probably that control freak's fault in the first place.

Hates natural talent, and always has, the squeaky voiced fucker.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

<steps carefully away>

Oops. I appear to have awakened A Presence.

 

<doosra>

sorted

 

Assorted shit is always worth doing. A complete stripped Wing probably
isn't because you'll only sell it to the one bod there who actually
wants a Wing. Much better to out that on eBay.

But assorted stuff - yes, it broadens your portfolio IYSWIM.

Want to share the pitch with Packer and I?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

How much, mistah?

 

It'll be about £8-10 each.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

OK, I'm in.

 

D'you want to stop over at the Chateau the night before? It's a good
idea to get there nice and early becaue (as with boot sales) a lot of
the serious business is done before the gates open to the public.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

That would be great, many thanks.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Just checking, this is the 4th, yes? It's just been pointed out to me
that I'd have to bale out mid-afternoon. I assume that's not a major
problem?

 

No. People start packing up around 2pm and it's generally pretty much
finished by 3pm.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Perfect. I shall start rummaging for tut^H^H^H valuable spares.

 

Heh.
"Will you take 50p?"
"**** off you cunting cumsponge felching arsewipe"
"60p then?"