Paging Pip B12

Is yours the Fookin Fast green one then?


Dave
B12

 

Might be ...

... what's yours then, Mister?

 

Mine's a silver one.
And yu'll have worked out who I am.

If I've guessed right about you.....
Are you still selling it?

Cheers
Dave

 

Nope. Not a clue.

I hope your guess is better than mine.

I've only just bought the fucker. That need not be an issue mind -
make me an offer ...

By the way, we post at the bottom here - that's _below_ the text to
which we are replying - then it all reads from top to bottom, which is
much easier on the eyes.

 

Is yours the Fookin Fast green one then?

Okay then. I'll post at the bottom.

If you've only just bought it, then you aren't the Pip I thought you might
be (??!!)
You see, there's a guy called Pip who lives in the same town as me and we
used to drink in the same pub.
It was him that got me into B12's.......
Still no worries. How are you getting on with it?

Dave

 

Thank you. Makes it so much easier, with all the traffic round here.

Town? Naah, we be village locals herabouts.

This is my second B12, the first one having been snatched away from me
three years ago by a nasty man in a TNT white van.

I've not done as many miles on it as I'd have liked, as there's a
nasty running lean-type fuelling problem which will be sorted this
week by a man who knows exactly what he's doing with a race can and
Dynojet kit. Apart from that it's pretty fine, thanks ;-)

 

Town? Naah, we be village locals herabouts.

Hmm. I grew up in a village then moved to a town when I got married.
Actually, I only got married to get a house in town and save the buggering
about with last bus home on Friday and Saturday nights.
Sad innit?

Mines a 2001 model. Yep. The one that smokes! Although its minimal and only
for a few seconds when you first fire it up of a morning.
I've had a twenty year gap from having a bike that's in one piece : I was
only allowed meccano sets and patio ornments while the kids were growing up.
And now they are grown up....heheheheheheheheh!! (That's supposed to be a
evil sounding chuckle)
So I bought a B12. And spent the first month going "Foooookin Elllll" and
grinning from ear-to-ear every time I opened it up.....
As a matter of fact I still am.......
And so's my wife : She got her first taste of "flat in third and change up
to piss off the wanker in the Audi" on it this afternoon.
Except she ain't grinning quite so much.
And she's smoking more fags than usual!

Cheers
Dave