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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by vulgarandmischevious, Apr 30, 2006.

  1. vulgarandmischevious, Apr 30, 2006
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    Pip Guest

    Elly came back from the US with one of them.
    Silly cow came home with it empty.
     
    Pip, Apr 30, 2006
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    muddy Guest

    SWMBO and I have used them for years.
     
    muddy, Apr 30, 2006
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    Ben Guest

    Ben, Apr 30, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Won't the fact that you're talking astronomy and sucking on a plastic tube
    give the game away?
     
    platypus, Apr 30, 2006
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    He is Stephen Hawking AICMFF Grand Universal Theories.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 30, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    "A Brief History of Blaney"
     
    platypus, May 1, 2006
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Remember, no more than two equations.

    Mf=(u+P^R)^U

    Where Mf=Mong factor, u=UKRM, P=Posting, R=Regularity and U=The Usenet
    Constant is one.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 1, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    What do those circumflex jobbies indicate?
     
    platypus, May 1, 2006
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    SD Guest

    Insufficient fibre.
     
    SD, May 1, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Don't ingest asbestos.

    hth

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, May 1, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Moral turpitude?
     
    platypus, May 1, 2006
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  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Raised to the power of.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 1, 2006
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    gomez Guest

    aka **
     
    gomez, May 1, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Ah, right. Silly of me, not spotting that.
     
    platypus, May 1, 2006
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  16. Not for my purpose; they leak, so you get gin all over the inside of
    your suitcase. It can be particularly bad if your suitcase is
    dripping liquid as you carry it from the baggage reclaim carousel to
    the on-arrival x-ray screening; they tend to rumble that there's
    contraband inside...
     
    vulgarandmischevious, May 2, 2006
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  17. Amazing devices. Think I might have a small amaretto with breakfast.
     
    vulgarandmischevious, May 2, 2006
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    muddy Guest

    heh
     
    muddy, May 2, 2006
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    Ben Guest

    Hmm, fair. I've never had one leak though, and I've had crashes where
    I've landed on the thing.

    One of my bladders does appear to have a new lifeform growing in it a
    the moment so I might try a Playpus one.
     
    Ben, May 2, 2006
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  20. They're good enough to issue to the British Forces when they go on tour.
    I know, I've got one.

    I have a Platypus too - very very different kettles of fish though.

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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, May 2, 2006
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