Paging Platy...

....and anyone else who was interested. This:

url:http://www.carlisle.talktalk.net/vibes.jpg

is what Moto Guzzis do to female pillions.

 

Inflate them?

 

*Never* mention a woman's weight

 

Borrowed jacket, I was going for the uber dumpy look.

 

Mmmm, steamy.

 

She's obviously getting off on the engine vibes which is why the rider is
punching his tank and switching the engine off. I woulndn't fancy sniffing
*that* seat.

Mingin'

 

My jacket as it happens, so not only wrong cut but several sizes too
large, but I thought it better than nothing.

I still haven't had it cleaned...

 

But if you inflate her, surely she'll weigh less?

 

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