Paging Platypus

If this thing goes through corks anything like as well as it goes
through palms when waving the handle about then it's going to make me a
happy drunk

 

It's a corkscrew, not a microscope ;-)

 

Let's just say that at one point today, a gaggle of nurses were
surprised that the anaesthetic they'd just shoved into me hadn't had the
desired effect.

Clearly I'm typing with one hand, but not for the usual reason.