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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Fr Jack, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. Fr Jack

    Fr Jack Guest

    Fr Jack, Dec 28, 2007
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    geoff Guest

    geoff, Dec 28, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    I think that there are a lot of get-out clauses though. For instance,
    where I work, we've got a smoking room which is allowed, as it has
    proper extractor fans in it.

    Funnily enough, there's a notice saying that from 18h30 to 19h30, no
    one should smoke in the room, so that the air can clear for the
    cleaners. All the buggers smoke more than anyone else in the whole
    office!
     
    Cab, Dec 28, 2007
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    David Toft Guest

    David Toft, Dec 28, 2007
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  5. None. My brother's local bar already has a sign saying No Smoking.

    It's hard to see through the smoke....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 29, 2007
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  6. Fr Jack

    Cab Guest

    I think you'll be surprised. The tide is turning and I think that there
    will be a fairly quick take up on the law.

    Let's put it this way, if it works it Italy and Spain [1], then it'll
    work in France.

    [1] Yes, yes, I know that the Spanish have added quite a few get out
    clauses, but in the main people respect the law.
     
    Cab, Dec 29, 2007
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  7. Fr Jack

    David Toft Guest

    I went into a couple of Spanish bars recently and didn't realise it was
    banned there until I saw the post.
     
    David Toft, Dec 29, 2007
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  8. Fr Jack

    Cab Guest

    Depends where you go though. Some bars/restaurants have smoking areas
    (exceptions). Maybe Dom can give us the complete lowdown, as I can
    never remember the rules.
     
    Cab, Dec 29, 2007
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    Des Guest

    Between love and hate, lies obsession ...

    D.
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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 29, 2007
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  10. Fr Jack

    Des Guest

    Exactly ... <
    There's a thread on this very subject over on fr.misc.droit, where you can
    learn that apparently, the police have already announced that they have no
    intention of enforcing the ban. So if you light up in a café and the owner
    tells you to put it out, you can (if you're bigger than he) tell him to get
    to ****.

    The typical French way: pass a law for everything, and provide no means of
    enforcing it, thus making the law an ass.

    D.

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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 29, 2007
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  11. Fr Jack

    Des Guest

    The 'law' as you put it has in fact banned smoking for years, in various
    places open to the public. It has been openly flouted.
    SO's experience of Italy being far greater than mine, she assures me that
    there is a far greater tradition of 'respect' for others, than does France.
    I don't know why this is. It's not 'immigration' _per se_, as Italy has
    large immigrant populations. I feel that it is probably immigration from
    North Africa, of which France probably has more than any other European
    country.
    They don't here, and they won't. This law will 'work' in that it will cut
    down smoking in bars etc., but it won't eradicate the problem, for it will
    continue to be flouted.

    D.
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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 29, 2007
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    Ofnuts Guest

    Agreed. The French don't pay much respect to stupid laws. But this one
    makes sense for a majority.

     
    Ofnuts, Dec 29, 2007
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  13. Fr Jack

    Des Guest

    The majority has always obeyed most laws; France would be complete anarchy
    otherwise.

    The question is whether the smokers (who are already, by definition,
    selfish cunts) are going to obey this law. I don't believe that more than
    a few of them will. Next time you've got sixty seconds to spare, stand at
    a set of feux tricolores, près de n'importe quelle intersection
    parisienne.. et observe. À mon humble avis, environ sept ou huit voitures
    sur dix sont conduites par une personne ayant un téléphone portable collé
    contre l'oreille. Or, il est interdit depuis plusieurs années, d'utiliser
    un téléphone (sans oreillette) en conduisant.

    You can't legislate against selfishness.

    D.

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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 29, 2007
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  14. Fr Jack

    Ofnuts Guest

    I know plenty who are not, including me, when I was a smoker..
    A one who rides a m/c in paris, I don't need to stand by a traffic light
    to count them. I see some, but far from the 70% you assume. That would
    be closer to one in 20 or less. Still way too many, I admit.
    At least those who have a phone in their hand are visibly out of touch
    with reality, so I can be careful. Those using hands-free devices are
    harder to notice, but just as dangerous.
    Against selfishness, you can, but against stupidity, no way.
     
    Ofnuts, Dec 30, 2007
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  15. Ah. So no anti-Des law?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 30, 2007
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  16. Fr Jack

    Des Guest

    We must be living in parallel universes. Or perhaps now that I no longer
    have to concentrate on riding a bike (as I don't have one), I can 'count
    'em' a bit more easily. I can assure you, though, that in Paris, there are
    _far_more_ than one in twenty car drivers who use their mobiles whilst
    driving.

    D.
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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 31, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Bloody hell. 70-80%? Talk about exaggerating. I'd think it'd be more
    along the lines of 5% as you said.
    Er. Um. Bugger.
     
    Cab, Dec 31, 2007
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  18. Fr Jack

    Des Guest

    Wrong. But then you knew that.

    http://www.zdnet.fr/actualites/telecoms/0,39040748,39360378,00.htm

    Approximately forty-nine million users of cellphones in France, and
    approximately four hundred thousand fines given out in 2005-2006. That's
    already one in ten of users, and if you consider that a lot of those people
    won't have a car (as is my case), then it doesn't take genius (fortunately
    for UKRM) to see that there are _far_ more than '1 in twenty' using their
    phone at the wheel.

    I've seen figures from the Observatoire National Interministériel de la
    Sécurité Routière of approximately 40-50% of French drivers who use the
    telephone whilst at the wheel. As a lot of people will deny committing
    what is effectively an offence, that figure is probably conservative. Nor
    should one forget that the four hundred thousand fines imposed, might well
    represent no more than ten percent of those who actually use the phone, as
    doing != getting caught doing.

    D.

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    des
    French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

    'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
    Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'
     
    Des, Dec 31, 2007
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  19. Fr Jack

    SaladDodger Guest

    No, that's around 1:120
    In order to "prove" your point, "a lot" is around 40 million, "genius"
    notwithstanding.
     
    SaladDodger, Dec 31, 2007
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  20. Bwaaahahahahaha!

    Now I know (and have proved on this and other fora) that my maths is
    flaky, but this.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 31, 2007
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