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You clumsy ****.

GWS,

Cheers,

Paul.

 

What's he crashed, then?

 

What's he crashed, then?[/QUOTE]

The 9R - LHS fork bent, LHS footrest assembly torn off the frame,
alternator cover ground down, miscellaneous scuffs to fairing.

Me - broken thumb and scraped knee.

Gear - lid written off, gloves fucked and leathers somewhat second
hand.

Pics to follow.

 

You're not the first person to say that, nor will you be the last.

Ta.

 

The 9R - LHS fork bent, LHS footrest assembly torn off the frame,
alternator cover ground down, miscellaneous scuffs to fairing.

Me - broken thumb and scraped knee.[/QUOTE]

Arse :-(

GWS


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No, I think he might've got away without scraping that

Indeed.

GWS.

 

Pillock (to Statto, that is)

GWS.

 

Do provide photographs and a story. One that's related to this
incident would be even better than just random photographs and a
random story.

It wont help with the blood pressure, either.

 

Ouch. GWS.

How'd you manage that then?

 

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It's scrap. Get yourself off to your nearest Kawasaki dealer and
negotiate on a 10R.

 

The 9R - LHS fork bent, LHS footrest assembly torn off the frame,
alternator cover ground down, miscellaneous scuffs to fairing.

Me - broken thumb and scraped knee.

Gear - lid written off, gloves fucked and leathers somewhat second
hand.

Pics to follow.[/QUOTE]

Clumsy cnut indeed. )

 

See other post.

 

Here we go again...

 

Don't be daft - it's obvious he can't ride a Kwak for five minutes
without throwing it at the scenery.

He needs a nice little Piaggio, he does.
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You're spot on in your appraisal of the situation but I'm thinking
ahead to a ready supply of spares.

 

It's only recently that I've taken to throwing Kawasakis into the
road. I've crashed Yamahas and Hondas before, but not Suzukis.

FRO, Mr. Knowles.

 

Nice of you to offer your bike as a parts donor should I get a 10R.

 

Selfish fucker. Why does nobody crash stuff that might yield useful
spares for me?

It's the small injuries that hurt the most.

Paramol. GWS.

 

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My R1 will be for sale very soon.