Paging SteveH

Mineral Water at The Black Horse Inn, Hulland Ward costs £4.80 a
litre.

However, if one complains then one gets three bottles free, Smirnoff
Ice on tap and the offer of a free shag from the barmaid.

 

Eh?

 

The shag must be redeemed on the day, but you can transfer it to a
friend.

 

No, I still don't have a clue what you're wibbling about now.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

<Perk>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

<Perk>

Why doesn't THAT surprise me?



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I understand the shag was redeemed on my behalf.

 

Very nice and all that, but why did you ping me?

 

BGN says...

This is all terribly indiscreet.

 

I sense issues... [1]

What ever happened to "What happens away/on hols/on bike trip, stays away/on
hols/on bike trip"

[1] Is it a trick of the light or does your nose look a little out of
joint?

 

**** knows what he's talking about, but I do suspect he pinged the wrong
Steve......

 

It seems to have fallen victim to Nick's insecurity and what follows
from that, his vanity-driven need to trumpet anything other than what
normally occurs in his humdrum existence.

It will be after close contact with a bit of four-by-two, if he
doesn't draw a cloak of discretion over his adventures.

 

No, you don't. The first rule is ...

Disappointingly and annoyingly so.

 

Auvache, you sly old dog.

PFCT;

 

Have I got the wrong Steve? You're not Mineral Water Steve, are you?

 

I dunno.

You know what, I don't think it's happened before but yes - I think it
might be. A very odd feeling.

 

porl wrote

Sadly there has been no pinging in these parts recently, the odd bit of
ponging but not a ping in ages.

 

Bah. I'll have to journey up there next month and arrange dinner with
someone.

After rummaging around on google for ten minutes for "four by two" and
only finding bits of wood I think I get what you mean.

 

Cool. That's sorted, then.

 

Sadly this doesn't seem to be the case at ukrm meets where gobbing off
like a schoolgirl is more the norm.