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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Aug 21, 2006.

  1. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Mineral Water at The Black Horse Inn, Hulland Ward costs £4.80 a
    litre.

    However, if one complains then one gets three bottles free, Smirnoff
    Ice on tap and the offer of a free shag from the barmaid.
     
    BGN, Aug 21, 2006
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  2. BGN

    SteveH Guest

    Eh?
     
    SteveH, Aug 21, 2006
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  3. BGN

    BGN Guest

    The shag must be redeemed on the day, but you can transfer it to a
    friend.
     
    BGN, Aug 21, 2006
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  4. BGN

    SteveH Guest

    No, I still don't have a clue what you're wibbling about now.
     
    SteveH, Aug 21, 2006
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  5. In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:
    <Perk>
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 21, 2006
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  6. BGN

    Beav Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:
    <Perk>

    Why doesn't THAT surprise me? :)



    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Aug 21, 2006
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  7. BGN

    BGN Guest

    I understand the shag was redeemed on my behalf.
     
    BGN, Aug 21, 2006
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  8. BGN

    SteveH Guest

    Very nice and all that, but why did you ping me?
     
    SteveH, Aug 21, 2006
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  9. BGN

    Lozzo Guest

    BGN says...
    This is all terribly indiscreet.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 21, 2006
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  10. BGN

    Monz Guest

    I sense issues... [1]

    What ever happened to "What happens away/on hols/on bike trip, stays away/on
    hols/on bike trip"

    [1] Is it a trick of the light or does your nose look a little out of
    joint?
     
    Monz, Aug 21, 2006
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  11. BGN

    SteveH Guest

    **** knows what he's talking about, but I do suspect he pinged the wrong
    Steve......
     
    SteveH, Aug 21, 2006
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  12. BGN

    Pip Guest

    It seems to have fallen victim to Nick's insecurity and what follows
    from that, his vanity-driven need to trumpet anything other than what
    normally occurs in his humdrum existence.
    It will be after close contact with a bit of four-by-two, if he
    doesn't draw a cloak of discretion over his adventures.
     
    Pip, Aug 22, 2006
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  13. BGN

    Pip Guest

    No, you don't. The first rule is ...
    Disappointingly and annoyingly so.
     
    Pip, Aug 22, 2006
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  14. BGN

    porl Guest

    Auvache, you sly old dog.

    PFCT;
     
    porl, Aug 22, 2006
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  15. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Have I got the wrong Steve? You're not Mineral Water Steve, are you?
     
    BGN, Aug 22, 2006
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  16. BGN

    BGN Guest

    I dunno.
    You know what, I don't think it's happened before but yes - I think it
    might be. A very odd feeling.
     
    BGN, Aug 22, 2006
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  17. porl wrote
    Sadly there has been no pinging in these parts recently, the odd bit of
    ponging but not a ping in ages.
     
    steve auvache, Aug 22, 2006
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  18. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Bah. I'll have to journey up there next month and arrange dinner with
    someone.
    After rummaging around on google for ten minutes for "four by two" and
    only finding bits of wood I think I get what you mean.
     
    BGN, Aug 22, 2006
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  19. BGN

    Pip Guest

    Cool. That's sorted, then.
     
    Pip, Aug 22, 2006
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  20. BGN

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Sadly this doesn't seem to be the case at ukrm meets where gobbing off
    like a schoolgirl is more the norm.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Aug 22, 2006
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