Paging SteveH

Hey, your fucking sig's just been on Top Gear.

Get the fucking lawers on their cunts.

That long haired jhourno type who's name <James May> escapes me just
said it and I'm sure they're looking now.

Oi, Cunts, Hire me, you fuckers.

6.4?!! what the ****'s that apart from shite?

Ha!

 

Just one thing.... where d'you think I got my sig from?

 

Well, he's just driven at 253mph. The Hamster has done 314mph. What has
Clarkson done? I doubt he's got over 200mph.

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platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, SteveH belched forth and ejected the following:

You thought of it yourself and they nicked it, of course!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus belched forth and ejected the following:

He's been driving a fucking shoe box.

 

Not just this programme, I mean lifetime top speed.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

The less cynical might have thought it was an original idea.

 

He drove the Veyron from some southern country (Italy I believe) to here and
he wasn't hanging about. I suspect over 200 was reached on a few occasions,
but it doesn't matter, he's still a tosser.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

NAHAY?

 

NAHAY?

 

Me too! Well, you too too, as well. Also.

So, how do you convert knots to mph?

Ged

 

"Add a little bit more."

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I certainly can.

No begrudgery here, I'll have you know. I was utterly neutral about JC
until his anti-bike attitudes started coming out several years ago. It
was only then I started to think of him as a tosser.

 

Coz anyone who thinks it's a good idea to string a rope across a road to
catch bike riders and says so on national TV is a tosser and you may have
noticed the increse in the number of cases where this has happened since he
mouthed off.

He takes the piss out of authority and loves

Well who with a motorbike wouldn't?

Or is it

He can be as successful as he wants, or he couldn be an abject failure, it
makes no difference, he's still a tosser. Hammond and May are successful
(Hammond will soon be more successful than Clarkson too IMO) but I don't
think either of them are tossers.

As for him being amusing, well that's just an opinion you've got and I
guarantee, it's not shared by everyone.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Why? Surely not because he's amusing and successful?


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Beav wrote

Is this for real?

 

It's for real.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

*I* know it's a joke, but there are some who obviously didn't and did
exactly what he said and apart from that, he's going bald.

I draw the line at people who dis-respect God, Richard and the Munter,
freedom and the American way. And that tosser on Top Gear. Everything else
is fair game.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I've travelled at Mach 2....

Ali

 

I suspect because he can fit a hamster (note the small 'h') where
Champ won't try.