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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Feb 4, 2007.

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    Ben Guest

    Ben, Feb 6, 2007
    #21
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    Ged Guest

    And that my friends is the problem with the youth of today. They think
    that everything can be answered by Google. Well, let me tell you young
    fellamelad, Google doesn't have the answer to everything. It does, I
    grant you, have lots of conflicting answers to lots of questions, but
    deep down, does Google really have the answer to the one truth? The
    truth that defines us as Homo Sapiens? The truth that lies within us
    all? The truth...well, you get the idea.

    And the answer, by the fucking way, before some sad twat Googles it,
    is no. Because, my dear, dear friends, the answer is blowing in the
    wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

    Now, what was the question again?

    Ged
     
    Ged, Feb 6, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    It's let me down today. I needed detail on what a Boodleship is and
    does.
    <gutted>
     
    Hog, Feb 6, 2007
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  4. Well if it's linked to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boodle then I'd
    guess its a made-up term to signify a recurring bribe. Or something.

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy\(Mobile\), Feb 6, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Nope it's something to do with calibrating a LINAC. Come on Ivan where
    are you
     
    Hog, Feb 6, 2007
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    This hamster, is it a quart or pint-pot type of rodent?

    Ogden's mum wants to know.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
    Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 6, 2007
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  7. "Did you have beans for tea last night"?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Feb 6, 2007
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    Ged Guest

    The answer to the first part of your question is - I was born in the
    wagon of a travelling show, my Momma used to dance for the money
    they'd throw. And, if you'd really like to know, the reason why I
    occassionally smell of urine is because I sometimes forget - because
    of my advanced age - to do the shaky willy dance after I've had a pee
    and the last few drops leak out and consequently give rise to the
    aforementioned wee smell.

    Ged
     
    Ged, Feb 6, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    How the **** did you know that? And more importantly, why the **** would he
    and did he use a tube and a fag lighter?

    btw, I should hope it DID have a small 'h'.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 6, 2007
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  10. It was ok up to there.
    But this last bit doesn't fit the tune.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 7, 2007
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    zymurgy Guest

    Post edited for cheap comic effect.

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Feb 7, 2007
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    Ged Guest

    The scary thing is I remembered the words - I didn't have to Google
    them.
    It's deconstructed jazz, it's not supposed to fit the tune.

    Daddy-oh.

    Ged
     
    Ged, Feb 10, 2007
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