Paging the Afrika Korps.

Err...

I'm out.

Something else came up.

Sorry.

I blame Blaney.

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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You're pregnant.

Shit. Sharon's pregnant.

Bloody hell - you're both pregnant?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Well, it's certainly been a while since my last period.

No, that's just silly.

I mean, what are the chances of that?

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Rear end just couldn't handle the long days in the saddle then?

You got the viagra spam then.

Pah. You will be, it will be great.

He could be your body double, making up for his no show on the
Frankfurt run.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

It's not that. It's the lack of holiday. And money.

I never leave home without it.

I hope so. I was *so* looking forward to selling you into slavery on
arrival and buying a small beer with the profits.

He could. But he won't.

The poof.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You know you'll bitterly regret this, when we're all a thousand miles away.

He regretted it too. Adventure of a lifetime, young Eaton. Still, I
suppose you know your own mind on the matter.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

*Whimper*

<vacillates>

Hey! That's niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...

Anyway, where were we?

OK, it's like this. I'm definitely doing Pahnd Island next year, because
if I don't this time, I never will.

As and when someone gets their arse in gear and Names The Day for the
Africa run, I shall make a final and binding decision.

How's that?

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You're not that old, surely?

Well, I've had an exchange of memoranda with Kizzy, and it looks like being
sometime between the BOSM and Sedan.

Out!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

It's like this. I've been on the planet for 43 years. That's 43 TTs I've
missed. Well, 42, on account of the foot-an-marf. I don't think I'm
likely to make 86, so I'm over halfway through my potential TTs.

Something Must Be Done.

Good, good. Get back to me with A FUCKING DATE!

OK?

<wanders off disconsolately swiping at silly-mid-off with bat>

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I saw that. I shan't bring the rather nice port with me on the 17th
now, it's Lidl's home brand plonk for you matey.

See, we can plan and everything.

<Looks at maps again.>

 

Well I'm hoping to be an impoverished student again by then.

<crosses fingers, goes and sits under letterbox>

My that's draughty.

I suppose there's not a lot of call for a 1000 camels once you get
home.

We'll only call you names and laugh and point. More than usually.

 

Nonono ... it's Blaney wot's doing the dates, innit.

 

I'm 44, and I've been once, so we're even on that score.

It were good when I went, too. Proper race bikes, and racers.

The Formula One TT was won by some Dunlop bloke, ahead of Grant,
McElnea, Marshall and Nation. Wonderfully, Mike Hunt finished 9th.

Fogarty senior was in it too.

Tony Rutter won the F2 race. Rob Mac the Senior.

Neil Tuxworth was 7th in the 350, after using my pint to top up his TZ
radiator at the Highlander.

It was rubbish - you'll hate every minute of it.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

Has the camel depreciated so badly?

I think we'd better shift our portfolio into goats.

You know here you are with a goat.

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

On Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:51:28 GMT, "platypus"

After WUN said.

They're not fucking, they're just snuggling.

 

43? Heh.

http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/g360.jpg

 

Up to your balls?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

You fool! Now you'll have Auvache dribbling all over the thread.

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public toilet with the lid closed.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

That's *such* a female perspective. See that one top left? Up to the
hilt, that is. Just about to spurt the demon seed.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Do you mind. I'm sat here with a bag of dates, and suddenly I'm not
even remotley peckish.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..78895.../...20405.../..31257.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR 2005: Abandoned - Bronze Award.