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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Tim, May 30, 2007.

  1. Tim

    Mark Hamer Guest

    We blew up several until we eventually bought a DeWalt.

    No mate, you want to get a Wolf you do.
    --
    Mark H
    Chief of the Fukarwee tribe
    (Hear us chant as we invade new territory
    "We're the Fukarwee, We're the Fukarwee)

    www.another-way.co.uk
    www.free-hypnosis.co.uk

    VMax
     
    Mark Hamer, May 31, 2007
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  2. Tim

    Mark Hamer Guest

    I noticed a rather largish box sitting outside on the job site today so
    I had to cut one of them open years ago with a gas axe. Bosses friend had
    moved into a new house and there was an old locked safe in there. Took me
    most of a day to get into it. Cut into the back plate to find it stuffed
    with sawdust that just sucked the heat away and made loads of smoke. After
    hacking away for hours I finally got the back off and most of the
    smouldering smoking eye and throat choking sawdust out and attacked the
    inner box, eventually got the safe open and guess what was inside? Yes
    that's right. **** all.


    Mark H
    Chief of the Fukarwee tribe
    (Hear us chant as we invade new territory
    "We're the Fukarwee, We're the Fukarwee)

    www.another-way.co.uk
    www.free-hypnosis.co.uk

    VMax
     
    Mark Hamer, May 31, 2007
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  3. Tim

    Mark Hamer Guest

    I think "bump" is the technical term.

    Depends on how you are doing it. You can use a bump key and bounce the pins
    up or you can use lock picks and work each pin individually. UK Yale type
    locks have five pins. You use a wrench to turn the barrel and hold the pins
    in place then lift each pin individually to the 'shear' point, then the lock
    opens. More reliable than 'bumping'. If the lock has been oiled at all it is
    much harder to bump because the oil stops the pins from 'bouncing'.

    Used to be a hobby of mine.

    Came in handy the other week when somebody lost the key to the key cabinet
    at work and we couldn't open any of the filing cabinets etc. I raked that
    one with a bent paper clip and a pair of desk scissors. Raking is another
    quick and easy technique that involves flicking all the pins at once by
    dragging a pick out of the lock quickly, much like bumping. The scissors
    were used to turn the barrel at the same time.

    Remember locking myself out of my own house some time ago when I was
    learning how to do this. My home made wrench snapped off in the barrel and
    jammed in the front door lock. Got in eventually of course - I had access to
    a bench grinder in the garage and made a pick to pick out the broken wrench.

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    Mark H
    Chief of the Fukarwee tribe
    (Hear us chant as we invade new territory
    "We're the Fukarwee, We're the Fukarwee)

    www.another-way.co.uk
    www.free-hypnosis.co.uk

    VMax
     
    Mark Hamer, May 31, 2007
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  4. Tim

    Beav Guest

    I was flying an RC helicopter for what was BskyB years ago at site adjacent
    to Alton Towers. The director asked me to do an engine off landing into a
    field of corn (or something yellow and swaying anyway) making the heli
    disappear. No problems for the majority of the manoeuvre, but as the heli
    disappeared into the corn/wheat/swayie stuff, we all heard a loud crack. On
    investigation, the heli had indeed received a crack and it was from a
    fucking half buried safe in the middle of the field.

    I never found out why it was there or how it got there, although it as
    obvious it hadn't been "placed" there unless it was placed from a plane but
    it was well and truly stuck and it fucked up a decent radio set-up in the
    heli.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, May 31, 2007
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  5. Tim

    Beav Guest

    Leather jackets are shite at cutting slabs.
    Shouldn't that be "Where"?


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, May 31, 2007
    #25
  6. Tim

    Mark Hamer Guest

    Leather jackets are shite at cutting slabs.

    not if you wrap it round your head and nut the fucker
    praps you need to be a northerner to appreciate it


    --
    Mark H
    Chief of the Fukarwee tribe
    (Hear us chant as we invade new territory
    "We're the Fukarwee, We're the Fukarwee)

    www.another-way.co.uk
    www.free-hypnosis.co.uk

    VMax
    7" Wolf Angle Grinder
    9" Wolf Angle Grinder
    Pissy little 4.5" cheapo angle grinder
    Oh and a Husqvarna chainsaw!
     
    Mark Hamer, May 31, 2007
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  7. Tim

    Beav Guest

    Burra yam a norverner.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jun 5, 2007
    #27
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