Paging the Beardisti

Come on then, share your wisdom [1] Thought that its time i tried to grow
one, for no other reason than Im 36 and thought it'd be interesting [2] to
give it a try.

Ive got about 10 days growth, and after doing some thinking have been and
got one of them wee beard trimmer things from argos and gone for a goatee
type one for now. I may well get too pissed off if maintenence is too much
hassle but it's gotta be worth a shot eh?

[1] term used loosley
[2] see [1]

 

mid-life crisis?
get a litre bike, shag some 21 yrs olds and start drinking Magners
sorted !

 

Just grow it on the left[1] side of your face, then you have a comparison.

[1] or right, depending on preference

 

Vass says...

What's Magners?

 

AIUI, in this enlightened age it's OK to be gay. No beard required.

 

What's Google?

 

Godawful 'oirish' cooking cider, re-launched and sold at twice the price to
fool people with too much money and not enough sense to realise it's worse
than drinking tramp's piss... They even show pints of it being served over
ice in the adverts for ****'s sake...!

Dave

 

WavyDavy says...

Ah right, that's the stuff everyone was drinking in the bar near Hog's
gaff.

 

must have ice in your pint apparently ???
http://www.magnerscider.com/

 

Indeed and in a town full of good Guinness. In fact the best thing to do
with Magners is make poor man's black Velvets

 

I keep thinking about growing a beard. There's no shortage of fungus to mess
about with (think Desperate Dan) but as I'm tidying up around the edges I
keep thinking "that doesn't look right" then I remove a bit more...and a bit
more...

Eventually I'm left with a goatee and then decide to get rid of the lot.

Is it considered ok to Google-images for blokes with nice looking beards and
then try to copy them? It's not something I'd like to get caught looking at,
certainly. Japanese lolita goths are one thing but perhaps admiring bearded
blokes is a bit close to the edge.

Si

 

LOL, cant get a litre bike until my restrictions lifted next May, then I
fancy a Goldwing, prefer shagging women 35 plus, their more appreciative Ive
found, and Magners is for poofs, its fucking foul. What is it too about
putting ice in cider, twats.

 

heh heh, but then i'd get confused looking in the mirror

 

you should know

<quack>

 

Do you look like a child molester?

 

Oi! Cheek.

No, although a huge moustache would seem to be a requirement.

Si

 

<http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mebw&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images>

 

The ONLY good reason for growing a beard is that you can go for several days
with NO maintenance and get away with it. I grew mine as an idle student
many years ago. I have never bothered to shave it off because it would mean
another 5 minutes of faffing about every morning. As it is, a quick trim
every few days is enough.

 

I wondered if you'd pick up on it

 

and look who turns up on the first line of that search!

He gets everywhere.