Paging the Beardisti

Ah well, two out of three...

 

Still hankering for a litrebike then?

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Dnc

B12, ZZR11
A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

I was set upon in the Reckless Engineer by two young ladies who were
promotion the stuff. They opened a bottle, poured it into a pint glass
part-filled with ice, and gave it to me to try. "Umm, tastes like cider. I
don't much like cider." They seemed a bit gobsmacked when I handed it back
to them. "Don't you want to finish it?" "No."

 

Neck itching like buggery yet?

 

Nope, should it be?

 

I've only tried it a couple of times and decided that if it's cheap
I'll drink it but if it's at High St trendy place where children drink
prices they can **** off.

 

Don't.

What is it about men and not shaving 'to see what happens'? How
attractive is it when women stop shaving? Not very. So why should it be
any different for blokes?

Will was growing a beard, making the most of me being 3,500 miles away,
I guess. He's seen sense now though, thankfully.

The only passable beards are on Santa-types, that have always had them.

 

I have a litre bike. Litre of oil every 200 miles.

 

Because blokes are rufty tufty types. Also, grow a beard for a while
and you look a bit older and possibly wiser; shave it off and you lose
half a decade at a stroke.

I also think beards look better on men than women, TBH.

<remembers>
I had a beard once, and long(ish) hair.
</r>

I still have long hair, but only out of orifices that I'd rather I
didn't.

 

LOL, fair point but your too late, and in the infamous words of Magnus
Magnusson (as opposed to Magners Magnersson) I've started so ill finish

****, now your just encouraging me to fatten up even more than i already am!

 

I thought that was what I'd written for a second. A slightly panicked check
assured me that no Freudian slip had actually taken place.

Si

 

Damn, missed the 'litre' bit, now I've got to go and placate SO.

 

Bollocks. I hate bald fannies.

 

I always imagined that you'd have hairy armpits. I don't normally find
that attractive, but on you it seemed sort of earthy; sort of right.

Now I know you're as bald as a badger from the neck down I'll rework the
fantasy.

 

Because blokes look better with beards than birds.

Blokes are also more hairy generally.

Plus some people like men to be hairy.

HTH.

 

"BGN" replied to "Power Grainger"

<quickly shaves!>

 

This whole thread is a little metrosexual imo. I can't help but feel
there's something faintly unhealthy about men discussing their facial
hair en masse.

 

Define "unhealthy"

 

I'm not sure I could in terms that you'd understand, bearing in mind
that particular thread a few days ago.

 

Churned out by the tanker-load at the Bulmer's plant down the road from
me.