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yup.

 

You fuckwit. How the hell did you manage that?

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He missed his nose.

 

That's easily the funniest thing I've read this week.

 

I was trying to hammer a nail into a piece of wood, and my grip
slipped and basically I dropped the hammer onto my mouth.

*fortunately* the tooth I knocked out was my false one - if I'd hit
the other front tooth it would have been a bit painful.

Unfortunately, the false tooth has come out at the pin that holds in,
so off to the dentist for a bridge, or something.

 

glad to spread a little cheer.

 

It is rather amusing!

 

It gets even funnier! You were upside down at the time, I assume.

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You what!? Htf did you manage that, hanging from the rafters naked
while doing DIY or something?

 

I was underneath a wobbly bed hammering upwards.

 

Dozy twat. Next time, turn the house upside down and then you can hammer
downwards. Obvious in hindsight I suppose.

 

My front door swings out...

 

It just gets better.

 

Is that a euphnonium I see?



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And if I had my way, stopped as well.

She does read, it's just that a (relatively) neat looking house gets
higher priority than important stuff. Strange chaps, women.

I don't have a problem, it's everyone else. Anyway, I could give them
up any time I liked. Really.

Logan's Run. I saw the film again recently and just got a desperate
urge to buy the book.

Actually, if I presented it as a tidying exercise, I could possibly
make some headway here.

 

Trouble closing the front door?

 

That does happen...

and then it is time to take some boxes of books to the Salvation Army.

 

I'm pretty sure we've just Oxfammed a copy of that.

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"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."

 

If it was the trilogy then Oxfam have done rather well.

 

Nah, would have just been the original book.

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platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative."