Paging the competent terrorists

Come back, all is forgiven.

This current backpack-wearing carbomb-setting jeep-driving batch are
fucking useless.

 

I'm sure they'll get better with a bit of practice but it must be hard
passing on lessons learned when you're in a few thousand pieces.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick

I read somewhere that a suicide bomber's head goes straight up when
he/she presses the tit. Maybe they call out advice on the way?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

I thought Black Adder had the best advice when in close proximity to an
explosive device.

 

I've said it before, I'll say it again, the only thing thats saving us
is the average raghead is as thick as shit. If he/(she) wants to know
how to do it properly, they can contact me, I'll tell 'em.


Ffs, I thought it was kids having a bit of a laugh.

 

I did say to the kids today that this lot qualified for the "Not
terribly good club of Great Britain".[1]

[1] It really exists.

 

Haynes 'Terrorist weapons 2000-2007 all factions'

 

Being less competent than the irish?

I should coco.

"There's this Englishman, Islamic fundamentalist, and a Scotsman..."

 

They're going for an entire chapter in the next edition of the Book of
Heroic Failures. Honestly, they couldn't blow up a paper bag.

 

Forensic Scientist Appendix A: Assembly is the reverse of disassembly?

 

Boy was his face red...

 

http://www.patioheaters4u.com/

 

Fear not, brothers, for I have more than 100ml of water in a single
container... and it is.... OPAQUE!

<fx: oooh>

And that is not all, my brother has brought with him some cutlery
*and* a pair of nailclippers..

<fx: aaaahh>

 

....though, they have acheived one of their objectives - fear and
general disclocation, even while failing to actually even as much as
bruise a passer by.

It does all look rather amateur.

 

Heh, just when I'm about to depart (in the morning) for some time on my own,
with a tent, backpack, Landrover and hiking boots ....

 

Reads like Des' CV.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..89952../..24625.../..31928.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 WG*
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 PM#5
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 YTC#4 two#11
'^' RBR Clues: 18 Pts:0315 Miles:1048

 

Just to be on the safe side, leave the Camping Gaz at home

 

Oh, dear. And you used to be so funny ...

D.

 

As do the politicians' claims, as soon as the events happened, that the
perpetrators were 'linked to Al Qu'eda'.

D.

 

Dislocation? Yes. Fear? No way. Do you know *anyone*, apart from the
normally paranoid, who is actually frightened? Because I don't.