Paging the competent terrorists

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. ogden

    Eiron Guest

    I wish I was a substitut au procureur de la république.
     
    Eiron, Jul 2, 2007
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  2. Wtf would his grounds have been for that? Was he enforcing the
    'voluntary' respect shit, or did he have some genuine 'security'
    concern?

    Either way, sounds like a fecking idiot.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
    river cleaned out in a day.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 3, 2007
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  3. Made the sparks fly, huh?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 3, 2007
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  4. ogden

    M J Carley Guest

    Did anybody hear that `Now Show' gag about how Al-Qaeda make you
    nostalgic for the Provos:

    `We'll be letting off a bomb in London in two hours. You might like to
    clear the area.'

    `Thank you very much Paddy. Good of you to tell us.'

    `Ah, good manners costs nothing. While you're there, you couldn't
    change a few Northern Ireland fivers, could you?'
     
    M J Carley, Jul 3, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    6 hours of wanking like a monkey?
     
    ogden, Jul 3, 2007
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    Higgins@work Guest

    In a BBC news item, the name of one of the terrorists has been
    released to the media. Singed MaJeep is being held for further
    questioning by Strathclyde police.
     
    Higgins@work, Jul 3, 2007
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  7. 'None of those arrested has been charged with any offence'
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/terrorism/story/0,,2117165,00.html

    I'm _so_ glad that my last post to UKRM for at least a week, was to make
    you look like an obsessive (and not very bright) twat.

    Tally ho.

    D.
     
    Des_Off_To_Spain, Jul 3, 2007
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    Ho yuss. Passes the time something lovely. I may even get the Mrs to
    help.

    --
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 3, 2007
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  9. Because of the amount of forensic evidence that they got from all three
    sites - mobile phones, handwritten notes et. al.

    It's a bummer when the expected explosion doesn't happen and doesn't
    destroy the evidence like you expected it to..
    Especially as (if you believe El Reg) it probably wouldn't have
    happened anyway.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 3, 2007
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  10. Someone ought to tell Brunstrom. After all her death was caused by
    speed and not wearing a seatbelt. He could use pictures of her corpse
    as a warning to journalists.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Jul 3, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Same day as Hislop, I think.
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2007
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    DR Guest

    Is it worth considering that, as medical personnel, they could have
    had access to bottled oxygen?
     
    DR, Jul 3, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Site's down due to "capacity problems". This is the geezer who grabbed
    one, is it?[/QUOTE]

    I think he did a bit more than just grab him. Apparently he used
    'reasonable force' to make sure he didn't get away. It's worth going
    back to the site and reading the comments from the locals because he's
    rapidly becoming a major hero up there.

    The fun will start when the **** he grabbed tries to have him charged
    with assault.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 3, 2007
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  14. ogden

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Do you think they should let him out on police bail then?
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 3, 2007
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  15. Jeez, it's not rocket science, is it? I'm waiting for the other fuckwit
    conspiracy theorists to claim it was all a government plot.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 3, 2007
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  16. <Hopeful>

    And nitrous oxide?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 3, 2007
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  17. ogden

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Anyone does: you just need to go to a welding supplier.
     
    Pip Luscher, Jul 3, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Raghead websites are already on the case.
    A simple ban on god botherers of all colours would suffice.
     
    Hog, Jul 3, 2007
    #78
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    deadmail Guest


    I did pretty much the same; took my 250 out on the day she married and
    took my 500H1A out on the day they planted her; did 50 in several 30
    zones with horribly loud exhausts; wonderful day.
     
    deadmail, Jul 3, 2007
    #79
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    raden Guest

    In message
    It was all a government plot
     
    raden, Jul 3, 2007
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