Say you had a 10am Monday-morning meeting at La Défense and overnight accommodation wasn't on the cards [1], what's the sanest way to get there? Eurostar looks impossible, flying means a 4.20am checking at LHR, and last time I saw someone try to teleport they ended up spliced with a fly. [1] why we don't have some way to cross-charge this shit to the punter I'll never know