Paging the Don Juans

Here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/8473144.stm

is a woman in *desperate* need of a damned good rogering.

Any volunteers?

 

After reading the subject line, I thought this was going to be about
windmills.

Doh.

 

ITYM in *desperate* need of a dammned good poke, mon.

 

WGC? You're the closest!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden

"Tilt".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT

Speedgazebo is slightly closer.

 

Yes, but she's far too alive for him.

"Did she give head?"
"Dunno - couldn't find the head"

 

Speedgazebo used Refusal....

 

Well we could all pokerman

Unemployment benefit must pay well these days , trips to japan are
not cheap

 

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/809883-pokemon-collector-breaks-world-record


‘I was severely bullied at senior school, both verbally and
physically. The bullying was quite bad and I was tearful most days.
Coming home from school, the Pokémon really helped me through the hard
times.’

You don't say...

 

Genuine LOL

 

I'll inform my 16 year old son, who was once a Pokemon Grand Master or
something like that.

 

shit no, she looks like a nine year old boy.

 

Ah now, ye say dat loike it's a bad ting....

 

Hertfordshire is special

oh ****....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

Da-da-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-diiiiiiiiiiiiing

Squeal like a PIIIIIIIG, boi!

 

Surely that should be EWOOOOK.

 

Right up Champ's alley, then. Or he'd be right up hers.

 

I went for £300.

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