Paging the Elefanters

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Nicked this from Reeky:

    http://www.troopsoftime.com/detail.asp?item=1412

    This just seems like the most appropriate vehicle yet, in so many ways.
    I think Platy should set about the conversion forthwith.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 23, 2007
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  2. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    platypus Guest

    What would I want to do that for? Survivors can go in the chair, corpses
    can be strapped to the rack and the wounded can be left at the roadside with
    a pistol and a canteen of water.

    Oh,yes. "Although short of 4-wheeled transport..." WTF?
     
    platypus, Dec 23, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I wish you'd stop posting stuff like this.

    It's no wonder I'm struggling to persuade people that the trip is
    just going to be a weekend away riding bikes and drinking beer.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 23, 2007
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    platypus Guest

    Oh, very well. "and a canteen of warm beer." Happy?
     
    platypus, Dec 23, 2007
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  5. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    It's an improvement.

    I'm still a bit worried about what the police will do if they pull you
    over and find a corpse strapped to the rack but I'm sure you'll get
    plenty of time to explain yourself to them.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 23, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    "Never get caught on an outfit with a dead woman or a live man."
     
    platypus, Dec 23, 2007
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