Paging the French Runners

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by TOG, May 5, 2006.

  1. TOG

    Fr Jack Guest

    TOG@toil, , <>
    wrote:

    Hmm..... Reckon I'll try to get to Dover a bit early and chance my arm on
    an earlier boat.......

    Naah, fuckit...... the new screen's on, let's see if three figure speeds
    are sustainable..... >:)
    --

    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
    B12S (The Red Mist) Yee-Haar!
    CB450DX (The Moped) for sale
    FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
    Red death, to set you free (with a big grin on yer mush)
     
    Fr Jack, May 5, 2006
    #21
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  2. TOG

    BGN Guest

    On Fri, 5 May 2006 18:47:13 +0100,
    Will you miss me?
     
    BGN, May 5, 2006
    #22
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  3. TOG

    BGN Guest

    On Fri, 5 May 2006 18:47:13 +0100,
    I was sharing with Bee too. Would the potential replacement also be
    sharing with Bee?
     
    BGN, May 5, 2006
    #23
  4. BGN wrote
    <fx: smashes piggy bank to pieces>

    How much do you want for that bed?
     
    steve auvache, May 5, 2006
    #24
  5. TOG

    BGN Guest

    Five million dollars.

    I think Bee should also comment on this. After all, she is currently
    down to share with a perfect gentleman. If I cannot go then she may
    well prefer to have the room to herself in which case I will just
    forfeit the cash.

    There are things that I wanted to get looked at before the French Run
    and I haven't got them done due to having to zoom off around Europe
    and around the country for my employer. I haven't got the bike
    serviced as I had planned last month. I never replaced the front
    brake pads (they really are in need of doing now), I never replaced
    the rear tyre which will need throwing in the bin at the end of the
    month anyway, I didn't even make arrangements to take up Lozzo &
    Wicked Uncle Nigel's most kind offer of having a once over on the bike
    before the trip.

    Although Auntie Carole would assist I don't wish to risk the extra
    expense of having the ER-5 throw a rod or otherwise snuff it whilst
    abroad. I can't afford it.
     
    BGN, May 5, 2006
    #25
  6. TOG

    platypus Guest

    Jesus Creeping Shit. I shagged a big end on my second BMW a week before the
    Duclair run, and still went.

    Let's look at the list:

    Brake pads - half an hour?

    Rear tyre - take it to the preferred local tyre shop some lunchtime over the
    next three weeks.

    Once-over - I'm sure something can be organised in the next three weeks.

    Is this a cry for help or something?
     
    platypus, May 5, 2006
    #26
  7. BGN wrote
    You have no way of judging what Ms Zeebub my or may not find perfect in
    a gentlemen in fact I would go as far as to point that that you are
    particularly badly qualified to comment in this respect. But you are
    right.
     
    steve auvache, May 6, 2006
    #27
  8. TOG

    BGN Guest

    No. If it was a cry for help it would be far more dramatic and would
    involve me saying "Can someone give me a hand?"
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #28
  9. TOG

    BGN Guest

    I spent a great deal of time thinking about and in my childhood
    spending time in one way or another with gentlemen so feel confident
    in my judgement of them.
    And YOU are a treasure.

    If I manage to sort out the brake pads within the next couple of weeks
    then I may well turn up. I suppose if my rear tyre is almost ready to
    be replaced now then it'll be ready to be replaced in a few hundred
    miles after the french run.
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #29

  10. Look, get the bits, and Prawn and I will have a "Help BGN sort his bike
    out" weekend. Right, Prawn?
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 6, 2006
    #30
  11. TOG

    Colin Irvine Guest

    That would have been worth a gif or two.
     
    Colin Irvine, May 6, 2006
    #31
  12. TOG

    BGN Guest

    On Sat, 6 May 2006 09:05:13 +0100,
    What bits are needed to change the brake pads?

    2xBrake Pads?
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #32
  13. TOG

    BGN Guest

    On Sat, 6 May 2006 09:05:13 +0100,
    I phoned Cheriton Motorcycles and have booked it in for Monday. "Are
    you the big bloke that has damage to the front of their bike?" "Yes,
    it's still working."

    Slightly infamous ER-5 shokkha.
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #33
  14. TOG

    BGN Guest

    Would you like to share my room?
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #34
  15. BGN wrote
    I know it, you know it now all we have to do is convince the rest of the
    world.

    Excellent and the response you should have given in the first place.
     
    steve auvache, May 6, 2006
    #35
  16. TOG

    BGN Guest

    We shall invade Poland.
    Yes father.
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #36
  17. BGN wrote
    Why bother? According to an ever so slightly prejudiced mate of mine
    they have all moved over here and are working The Lump.
     
    steve auvache, May 6, 2006
    #37
  18. TOG

    BGN Guest

    You tease.
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #38
  19. TOG

    BGN Guest

    Of course you are.
     
    BGN, May 6, 2006
    #39
  20. TOG

    Cab Guest

    *snort*
     
    Cab, May 6, 2006
    #40
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