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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ferger, Nov 22, 2004.

  1. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Eastenders. Mondays, Tuesday and Thursdays. Every week for all eternity.
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    It was young ferger, chiding me for announcing a TV programme for next
    week.

    I shall just go and scourge myself.

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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..17005.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Nov 22, 2004
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  3. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    MWHID
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  4. Ferger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    No, it was about a bomber crew, hence the title.

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    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..17005.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Nov 22, 2004
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  5. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    Paging the Excavatori


    "Extreme Engineering"
    Channel: Discovery 551
    Date: Tuesday 30th November 2004
    Time: 21:00
    Excavators.
    At the world's largest iron mine, workers desperately need a new excavator.
    The company has gambled 10 million dollars to commission a super shovel.
    The success of the mine depends on it.

    Uh, sorry, that was meant to be a new thread....
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  6. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Salad Dodger secured a place in history by writing:
    Wow. The value of this thread has increased tenfold for me.

    << Skips to fridge for beer refill with youthful vigour and brio >>
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  7. Ferger

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ferger
    MEDIC! He's having another one of his turns.

    Stretcher, neck-brace, O2, stat.

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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Nov 22, 2004
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  8. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    She's back from her parents then? Good, all you need is a job and you will
    have a proper middle-class existence again.
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  9. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Nigel Eaton secured a place in history by writing:
    Stella, wrecked-face, old view.

    <Departs>

    Shat

    <Returns>
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  10. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  11. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    Yeah, probably. But leaping to conclusions makes the world go round
    AFAIAC.

    I take it from this that you you'd consider accusations of middle-classness
    'not a compliment'?

    Pity...steady woman, steady job...you could make something of yourself.
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  12. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    You weren't. Either

    a) Your irony filter isn't working
    b) My irony filter isn't working
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  13. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    Probably. Too many Stellas, too much reliance reliance on the written word
    at this end. So I'm bedding now before I piss someone else off.
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  14. Ferger

    Ferger Guest

    Bear secured a place in history by writing:
    Done.
     
    Ferger, Nov 22, 2004
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  15. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    The team has two ShiteOldTransits, Fred Dibnah's traction engine, a set
    of knackered Eurostar wheels, several crashed Rovers and the run of a
    scrapyard.

    What will they come up with?

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Nov 23, 2004
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  16. Ferger

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Don't let that stop you patronising other, though, eh?
     
    Ben Blaney, Nov 23, 2004
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    HedgeHog Guest

    Yea but at least your announcement was interesting...if even only to us
    anoraks.
    Only problem is, is that it clashes with The Long Way Round, which means the
    effort of videoing something.
     
    HedgeHog, Nov 23, 2004
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  18. Ferger

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Right one cue: someone to point out the blindingly obvious.
     
    Ben Blaney, Nov 23, 2004
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    Dan L Guest

    Sounds like a repeat of the A-Team

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Nov 23, 2004
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  20. Ferger

    Slider Guest

    In
    AOL. Did you see it last night? Absolutely fantastic, his use of The Force
    in traversing The Road of Bones was truly spectacular.
     
    Slider, Nov 23, 2004
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