Paging the tool pikeys

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 12, 2010.

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    Catman Guest

    Do you really want to hurt me?

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    Catman, Mar 16, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    Ahh. Well certainly not seen it.

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    Catman, Mar 16, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    Ace, Mar 16, 2010
  4. I'ms sure the Jewish chickens felt the same way.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 16, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Blathered with pure bred British butter I hope.

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    Beav Guest

    Isn't that true of just about every item that anyone on UKRM has ever bought
    that doesn't cost in excess of the national debt?

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    Beav, Mar 16, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    I dunno, I managed it. Half a mile to our village centre and we have proper
    a greengocers and two excellent butchers. We also have the usual
    Tesco/Asda/Other supermarkets which are perfect for getting bread from just
    about any furrin lad if that's your thing. A corner shop that has anything
    in the world (I imagine) at out of this world prices and lastly, too many
    boozers.



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    Beav Guest

    It makes me red seeing comments like that.


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    Beav, Mar 16, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Irish actually.
     
    'Hog, Mar 16, 2010
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    turby Guest

    Forget it. He'll never jain.
    I was going to make a spelling comment, but then thought about the
    ocean between us.
     
    turby, Mar 16, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    it's definitely a scene.
     
    darsy, Mar 16, 2010
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    Fr Jack Guest

    <Loads Glock> Foot, hand, or knee?
     
    Fr Jack, Mar 16, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    he drives an Alfa - it'll hardly make much difference.

    Personally, and it's an uncommon choice, but I'd recommend through the
    pelvis.
     
    darsy, Mar 16, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    *charming*
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    116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
    Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Mar 16, 2010
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Salad Dodger, Mar 16, 2010
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    Lozzo, Mar 16, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Acceptable. Just.

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    Beav, Mar 17, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Have you seen some of those female police officers? It wouldn't surprise me
    to discover they had a penis.

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    Beav, Mar 17, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Like I've said before, budget rattlers are pretty much a waste of space. The
    best of the budget ones have around 250 ft/lb of torque maximum and that's
    not going to be nearly enough to loosen something tightened by the rattlers
    at a tyre shop. We've got a couple of the cheapo ones (handy because they
    don't make your arm ache when you're winding half a dozen fasteners) but for
    any *real* undoing, we have to use a Snap-On that has 675 ft/lbs of torque
    available.

    If you don't expect too much from a budget rattler, they have their uses,
    but unfortunately that doen't include undoing anything tough.

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    Beav

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    Beav, Mar 17, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Hmm I would always tend to crack them with a good 6 point snap-on socket and
    a 3ft breaker bar anyway then rattle gun them off/on
     
    'Hog, Mar 17, 2010
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