Paging the tool pikeys

OIC yeah fair comment

 

Stone me if you will but it's complete bollocks that fruit is particularly
good for people. It certainly isn't on the same page as vegetables and you
don't need it as part of a balanced diet.

 

Can I just say
..
..
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Marmalade!

 

Only if I could use peanut butter as well.

 

Only if I can stand beside you in unity.

My mother in law makes the *best* marmalade *ever*.

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Oooh, now that might work.

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As I said to my ex wife "if only I'd married your mother". I neglected to
vocalise "and been fucking your sister" for how much trouble can a man
handle in one lifetime.

 

**** off.


the only thing other than (salter) butter that I'd consider putting on
my toast these days would be pilchards in tomato sauce.

Marmlade.

FFS.

 

You know nothing.
Everyone knows pilchards are eaten straight from the can, possibly with some
chilli sauce over them.

 

you ever cut your tongue on the lid of a tin of pilchards on which
you've put chilli sauce on?

If you have, you'll never fucking do it again, that's for sure.

 

LOL!
Only a faux Paddy would have excluded the *obvious* use of a FORK

 

I have for years (except when I forget to re-torque them after tyre
monkeys have been at them) and never had a problem. If Land-Rover say
that is the spec, that's fine by me.

Also means you can get the fuckers off with the supplied wrench when you
get a puncture miles from anywhere.

 

Makes me shit like a racehorse too.

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Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

I'll invoice you for the idea later.

 

Thanks

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Drizzle my fucking arse. It's either pour or dip. Drizzle's a cunts way of
being pikey with the stuff.


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Also known as "A fried slice". Still shite mind.


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It's be the unidexter of sandwiches if it was left out,


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Not a lot of good for a sugar-mong either, despite what "the experts" would
have us believe.


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From Aldi or Lidl?.


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