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I think it's acceptable to have a fork carry the mixture from can to mouth.
Use of tongue isn't strictly necessary.
And it's fucking dangerous. Think of the children that could've read your
post.


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Beav

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Is the right answer.


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Sally Army ITYWF

 

I /was/ using a fork, but was starving hungry, and got my gob too
close to the tin whilst shovelling the contents (with the /fork/) from
the tin to my pie-hole, and then a bad thing happened.

 

You don't have Fat John to sit on the pillion (27 stones takes some
lifting). I don't alwys have him either, so I just use a strap through thee
back wheel and onto the chassis of the bike lift.

Oh yeah, they're perfect for the job, if they have sufficient torque. Not
all of them do.

The MM rattler provides 240lbs/ft of torque maximum (I've got two of them)
so anything requiring more won't be moved by a MM rattler. And that's a lot
of nuts. For those more stubborn nuts, a Snap-On will eat 'em for breakfast.
It's why they cost what they do, not simply because they have Snap-On
written on them.


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Having had the back wheel come off a Rover 3500 after a tyre change at
"Smiley's" I came to the conclusion that whatever they used wasn't good
enough, so I use the supplied wrench to go around the nuts now. If I can ass
a little more turn with the wrench, I know I can undo it at thee side of the
road if needs be. Still a sight more than 80lbs/ft though.

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Waitrose, you nothern philistine.

http://www.ocado.com/webshop/produc...0011?parentContainer=|20001|20424|20425|20469

to be precise.

 

Butter on a jam sandwich? Eeew, that's a Marmite moment for me, right there.

 

Marmalade is shit, but a bit of pate, that's where it's at.

 

There is something slightly ironic about you not liking Marmalade

 

It's a close run thing to be sure. Alternating is the only sensible
decision.

Bon Maman apricot preserve is also so good one can eat it with a spoon.

 

Marmite on a jam sandwich? Ewwww!

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Soylent Marmalade is Gin-gers.

 

A fried slice sees a frying pan, hobz biz zejt doesn't. Higgerant
fucking notherner

 

Gentleman's Relish.

 

I prefer pytt i panna myself, with a little cheese on the side.


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'Kin hell, that's not starving hungry, that's desperation.

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I know it's poor mans food, but the Sally Army? **** that's scraping the
barrel.


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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Beav

Ooh yes. But hold the beetroot. There's no need for beetroot.

 

What, Harrods don't do tinned pilchards?

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