Paging those that keep chickens

it helps to have them all have the same name.

I had 2 or 3 "Lisa"s on the go at the same time.

 

My sister's chickens have done much the same, terrified her cat and
all others in the vicinity.

 

Pfft. In my teens, I went out with seven consecutive Susans.

 

Snort!

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

£195

 

Bloke at work had three Lisa's on the boil at once, too.

That's something that would have been worth knowing a few years back.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Heh. "This auction is already closed."

 

Everyone of my girlfriends has been called Darlin'. I'm fucking useless
with names.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel said:

LOL, yep and we've been home a few hours and started to put it together
in the near dark then gave up when we'd had a couple of shandys so
that's a job for tomorrow morning.

A big thanks though Nigel for this, dead chuffed

 

"Darlin" works with some; "Sweetheart" with some others.

none of them seem to like "Treacle" for some reason.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Donnie

Welcome to the feathery side.

 

it was amazingly handy - no chance of calling out the wrong name at a
- erm - inopportune time. Equally handy a few years later was the fact
that three of my mates (all three in completely different social
circles) all had partners called Fiona - saved a lot of thinking.

blackmail? Isn't that contrary to FSA guidelines for a man in your
position?

 

Probably because it sounds like you're commenting.

 

well, yes, I was.

"Honey" is a bit cliched.

 

Surely that only works with a cockney accent?

 

It certainly doesn't with a mockney accent.

I was accused of having a Canadian accent the other day - the fucking
cheek!

 

Yes.

 

You clearly have no idea what you're talking aboot, eh?