Paging TOG - BiKE

I was just thumbing through the new edition of Bike and then I saw a
face that was rather familiar and upon closer inspection it was you.

I was so shocked that I had to get up and write this.

I will now go back to bed.

 

These crimes are in the minority so please, don't have nightmares and
do sleep well.

 

BGN emerged from their own little world to say

NAHAY

 

And what's with Bike these days anyway? Didn't it used to come out
the first Wednesday in the month or something?

There is a Triumph compo leaflet in the mag, closing date 15th
September.

<sigh>

Oh, MUST SLEEP.

 

Jesus, TOG writes for Bike?

What next, Tony Parsons writing for the NME?

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

 

I haven't read it for ages. I decided £3.70 was a bit too much
considering I only every read the Dan Walsh column.

<snip>

 

I do know what he does for a living, but there's a big ugly picture of
him taking up 3/4 of a page - the shock.

 

3/4 of a page eh? Usefull for target practise?

 

An' you can eff orf an' all.

 

I'd assume that instinct would take over...

 

It is moderately traumatic isn't it?

<g>

Having seen said photograph I have to say that the pose you've adopted /
been required to adopt on the bike is laughable.

I was somewhat surprised that more ukrmers were not featured in the
"obsessive lunatic" articles in the "people" part of bike this month. I
guess that some must know the lunatics though - Loz must know the RD
obsessive (Nobby Clark)

 

Paul Corfield says...

Agreed, but it wouldn't matter what pose he adopted, the result would
have the same effect.

I do know Nobby vaguely. His obsession cost him everything, marriage
included.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
I haven't lost my mind, it's
backed up to a floppy disc
that's around here somewhere.