Paging TOG

I appear to be having a visitation from a farmer. Hints and tips?

The good news is that it's taking my mind off of the dish washer...

 

Genuine LOL.

Bog paper stuffed into my arse-crack held things at bay the first night
at the Elefant. And it was useful to re-start the fire first thing in
the morning.

I still have Der Deutsche Pile Ointment Mit Der Spezial Applikator of
you want it UR'd to you. I haven't washed Der Spezial Applikator since I
last used it, mind.

 

Ewwwww..... mindbleach please.

 

Giles?
Push them back in and use Anusol.

 

I've got to be careful here because I get bollocked every time I post, so I
guess I'm in for anudder one.
And I'm not poncing on TOG.
And I'm using Quotefix.
And I RDGAF anyway.

But, my old man always recommended good old Vaseline.
and GG is right push 'em back and use Anusol or just plain Vasy. I use it
every day.
It just makes life a bit more comfortable.

Right, what am I gonna get a bollocking over this time?

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Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

 

More fibre.

 

Glissading swiftly over the subject matter, the overall cadence of your
missive left a little to be desired.

 

Spoiling my breakfast.

 

Going OK so far, aided on their way by some Sainsbury's Coconut Shower
Creme.

Henceforth I shall be known by my Indian name - Fisting With Malibu

 

LOL

 

Going OK so far, aided on their way by some Sainsbury's Coconut Shower
Creme.[/QUOTE]

Ugh. I think my passion for all thigns coconutty just died.

*snort*

 

Ah sorry about that.
T'was written late last night but I fogrget about the breakfast visitors.

--
Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

 

A large shot of rum goes nice with the Malibu.

--
Greybeard

FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk

 

<splutter>

and I'm not sure putting soap on them is a good idea.

Butter maybe, warm butter, dip finger in, apply, dip finger in again, suck
finger, replace lurpak in fridge feigning an innocent air

 

Salted ... or unsalted?

 

Always unsalted at breakfast time, and salted at bedtime.

 

Take my advice and nip them in the bud (not literally). More fibre, more
water. Though the water content may be taken as Guiness to good effect.
Despite a week of full english breakfats and more miles in the saddle
than I am used to MGP week was survived.

The tales I could tell you...
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