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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Sep 3, 2009.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    I appear to be having a visitation from a farmer. Hints and tips?

    The good news is that it's taking my mind off of the dish washer...
     
    Gyp, Sep 3, 2009
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  2. Genuine LOL.

    Bog paper stuffed into my arse-crack held things at bay the first night
    at the Elefant. And it was useful to re-start the fire first thing in
    the morning.

    I still have Der Deutsche Pile Ointment Mit Der Spezial Applikator of
    you want it UR'd to you. I haven't washed Der Spezial Applikator since I
    last used it, mind.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 3, 2009
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  3. Gyp

    Brownz Guest



    Ewwwww..... mindbleach please.
     
    Brownz, Sep 3, 2009
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  4. Giles?
    Push them back in and use Anusol.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 3, 2009
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  5. Gyp

    Greybeard Guest

    I've got to be careful here because I get bollocked every time I post, so I
    guess I'm in for anudder one.
    And I'm not poncing on TOG.
    And I'm using Quotefix.
    And I RDGAF anyway.

    But, my old man always recommended good old Vaseline.
    and GG is right push 'em back and use Anusol or just plain Vasy. I use it
    every day.
    It just makes life a bit more comfortable.

    Right, what am I gonna get a bollocking over this time?

    --
    Greybeard

    FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

    Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

    ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk
     
    Greybeard, Sep 3, 2009
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  6. Gyp

    Fr Jack Guest

    More fibre.
     
    Fr Jack, Sep 3, 2009
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    Dentist Guest

    Glissading swiftly over the subject matter, the overall cadence of your
    missive left a little to be desired.
     
    Dentist, Sep 4, 2009
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  8. Gyp

    Higgins Guest

    Spoiling my breakfast.
     
    Higgins, Sep 4, 2009
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  9. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Going OK so far, aided on their way by some Sainsbury's Coconut Shower
    Creme.

    Henceforth I shall be known by my Indian name - Fisting With Malibu
     
    Gyp, Sep 4, 2009
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  10. LOL
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 4, 2009
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  11. Gyp

    Snowleopard Guest

    Going OK so far, aided on their way by some Sainsbury's Coconut Shower
    Creme.[/QUOTE]

    Ugh. I think my passion for all thigns coconutty just died.
    *snort*
     
    Snowleopard, Sep 4, 2009
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  12. Gyp

    Greybeard Guest

    Ah sorry about that.
    T'was written late last night but I fogrget about the breakfast visitors.

    --
    Greybeard

    FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

    Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

    ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk
     
    Greybeard, Sep 4, 2009
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  13. Gyp

    Greybeard Guest

    A large shot of rum goes nice with the Malibu.

    --
    Greybeard

    FLHR -03 UK (95 cu-in Stg 2. Big Boy 2!)

    Garmin Zumo 550, To get me home!

    ukrm@foxtails[dot]co[dot]uk
     
    Greybeard, Sep 4, 2009
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    Hog Guest

    <splutter>

    and I'm not sure putting soap on them is a good idea.

    Butter maybe, warm butter, dip finger in, apply, dip finger in again, suck
    finger, replace lurpak in fridge feigning an innocent air
     
    Hog, Sep 4, 2009
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    Pip Guest

    Salted ... or unsalted?
     
    Pip, Sep 4, 2009
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    Simes Guest

    Always unsalted at breakfast time, and salted at bedtime.
     
    Simes, Sep 4, 2009
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    Pete Fisher Guest

    Take my advice and nip them in the bud (not literally). More fibre, more
    water. Though the water content may be taken as Guiness to good effect.
    Despite a week of full english breakfats and more miles in the saddle
    than I am used to MGP week was survived.

    The tales I could tell you...
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    | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest * 2 Yamaha WR250Z |
    | Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 Morini 350 "Forgotten Error" |
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    Pete Fisher, Sep 5, 2009
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