Paging ToG

You've phoned me three times in the last five minutes. All I hear is
bashing in the background. Please lock your phone when you're
'bashing.'

Ta.

 

And a voicemail message of the same bashing/banging.

 

Please tell us he's using a hammer or similar to perform household
tasks...

 

<Listens to answerphone message again>

Sounds like moving stuff around. But what an hour to do it.

 

Like smashing the lock of his gimp mask?

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Could be worse, I've been sat in a datacentre since 6 this morning,
still waiting for the customer to finish their testing, and I've got the
best part of a 2 hour journey home when they finally pull their finger
out.

Bah.

--
ogden
sv650 (slow)
cg125 (dead)
zx7r (in bits)

Last few 7R bits: http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZdr.daifQQhtZ-1

 

He must have a huge lock as he was banging away for ages.

 

Start a fire. It would make things more interesting.

 

Oops. Phone in pocket of jacket, heading to Pioneer Run.

 

It'd last about 5 seconds before half a ton of FM200 would be released,
dropping the oxygen level in the room to a point where respiration is
possible, but not pleasant.

Maybe not, eh?

--
ogden
sv650 (slow)
cg125 (dead)
zx7r (in bits)

Last few 7R bits: http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZdr.daifQQhtZ-1

 

If you rig up a camera to record your failed escape attempt I'd give
you £2.

 

Spent all Sat afternoon fixing a balls up at a telco DS in Pakistan.
From the luxury of my office mind you. Lying toe-rags the local bunch.

 

I had a Netapp with a dodgy motherboard. Despite being half of a
cluster, and being able to fail over to its partner with no noticeable
outage, they insisted it be done between 5am and 7am on a Sunday
morning, with muggins on-site and a 4.30am start.

Took them longer to start their database afterwards (which didn't need
to come down in the first place) than for me to replace the unit.
Grumble grumble grumble.

Still, gives me an excuse to spend the day practising my espresso
technique. Getting better all the time...

--
ogden
sv650 (slow)
cg125 (dead)
zx7r (in bits)

Last few 7R bits: http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZdr.daifQQhtZ-1

 

Maintenance windows are always at shit times. BT stuff starts at
midnight. That means I get called about 3 hours later sometimes. I take
it you are evil contractor? You can even expense the espresso

 

What a wonderful life you lead.