Paging: Whinging Courier

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/02/10/nhs_website/

"NHS launches web page for w**kers"

 

'this outrage has provoked Tory MP Adam Holloway to pile into the "wonks"
responsible for the "crazy" idea.'

Yes, we should all know perfectly well that if you don't include suspenders,
oranges, gay rastas and rent boys, it's just not right.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Switters belched forth and ejected the following:

"Sofas are a safe and exciting way to enhance the fun, trust and
intimacy in your relationship. If you fancy going to DFS on a Sunday,
you might worry about how to pay for it. Do so with sensitivity, make it
clear to your partner that you want to try it as a couple, and not a
substitute for envelopes and other stationary."

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Whoever wrote that is a genius ;o)