Paging Whinging Courier

One for those long autumn evenings in front of the telly:

http://tinyurl.com/hou6l

 

I've emailed that as a suggestion to Blue Peter.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, ogden belched forth and ejected the following:

Thank you for thinking of me in my big hour of need.

Latex gloves... Hmm...

The thing with that idea (although it's a good one) is that there's
nothing for your cock to squeeze against. I mean I'd never get mine in a
bogroll holder but if I could then a cardboard tube wouldn't be very
sensual.

I dig the idea though but, for a cinema it'd be great but for home use
I'd stick with the furniture.

 

Not even I could squeeze mine into something the width of a bog roll,
far too small.

 

Nothing wrong with a bit of hyperbole, Biker Boy.

 

I did actually mean that the bog roll wouldn't be big enough.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:

I feel sorry for the poor souls that actually think a bog roll would be
big enough! Imagine walking round with that on your conscience!