Pain

Pain is rather more intense should you decide to go for a 60 mile ride
on your bike while the shoulder you dislocated earlier in the day is
still unseated and already hurting.

The pain will become even more intense when the very fit and huge
boobed doctor you see has to make your arm go into all sorts of
contortions to get it back in the socket properly.

Currently typing left-handed with my right arm in a sling and dosed up
on painkillers

 

more information needed, you clumsy ****

too much here

you're managing better than that cripple in Cheltenham

 

I was stumbling rather rapidly towards the loo this morning without my
specs on. Me being as blind as a bat without specs I managed to barge
into the kitchen doorframe, which sent a bolt of pain through my
shoulder. Didn't think too much of it at the time, but as the day wore
on the pain increased to a point where I just couldn't move my arm
without wincing. When I took my hand off the bars as I arrived home
this afternoon, the pain was that intense that I nearly screamed.

After calling my boss to warn him that I may not be in tomorrow, my
housemate dropped me off at the hospital and an hour later I was on my
way home in a sling

 

Oh dear. Get a commode before you do more harm.

How's the door frame?

 

**** the door frame, it's a rented house

 

I'm sure it won't be the first time A&E have removed a splinter from a cock

 

Clumsy cnut.
How did you manage that one ?.

 

I know you'll shag anything Loz, but isn't that going to get a bit prickly?

 

Couldn't you put it back yourself?
I have - it can be done by sort of rolling about on a bed (without
partner), until things line up and pop back.

 

I'm sure there's plenty of one-handed typists to give advice.

 

Call that pian? Poof.

GWS

 

no, *this* is a pian:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaws

 

I'm typing left-handed here!

 

Could be Bot fly.