Party!

Oh, sweet.

The black-gated residence?

Hubba hubba.

[1] Wanted the exclamation mark but didn't want to look too excited

 

Sounds good.

Sounds good.

Sounds good.

There is a down side to everything I suppose.

 

Tis indeed. Born the day after Bruce Lee died.
This fact has no relevance whatsoever.

I think the missus might have something to say
about that! I'm sure she'll have "other plans"
and I like my bollocks the way they are right
now, thankyouverymuch.

 

Heh.. sounds excellent. It'll be good company for my devil ped then[1].

[1] Mildly tuned 180cc two stroke that handles like a shopping trolley
with a wonky wheel.

 

Just wait till the reincarnation kicks in.

 

nope. Neither does the fact Elvis died on my 10th birthday.

 

oh well. I'll be in Dorset.

 

I remember the day well; it was my sister's 8th
birthday party. They announced it on the telly
and all the little girls burst into tears.

 

Luckily it didn't otherwise I'd be dead by n....&^£%^""£***NO CARRIER

 

And overnight became 'lifelong fans of Elvis'.

Been there, done that ....

D.

 

I never liked the twat, so the news actually improved my birthday.

 

Heh. I didn't really understand it at the time
as I was only 4, but I do like some of his stuff.
His music featured a lot at home so it obviously
rubbed off a bit.

 

Now, I guess I like some of his stuff, but at the time, I was some-
what precociously[1] into punk[2], so I hated any "old" music.

[1] one of my 10th birthday presents was a fake safety-pin earring,
which sort of just sat on your ear, looking like it was pierced.
[2] blame my P6 school-teacher who'd got me started with his clenched-
fist TRB badge on his jacket lapel.

 

It all looked rather sophisticated until:

We often run theme nights.. such as “bunny girlsâ€, “doctors and
nursesâ€, “stocking and suspenders†as well as the conventional
bukakke, gangbang and anal parties.

Brilliant worded front page

 

Do you get commission?

 

Queen Victoria, Canada and I all share the same official birthday.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bloody hell, I knew you were old, but 188? No more piss taking from me,
you look brilliant for your age.

 

28 June, 1838?

 

Official. I dunno when either of them were actually born and nor do I
really care but we all share the same day of for our annual **** me I
have survived anther one celebration.

 

Freebies and test runs would be my guess.