Peace and Nat'l security by Robin Williams

Robin Williams submits a plan for peace and national security----
(Obviously written to be humorus, however it's hard to argue with logic,
or, argue with the common sense of his humor)
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'It seems everybody is yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.' Neither of the Presidential Candidates
seem to really get what the American people actually want!!
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--Here are 10 important steps to consider--
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we
will never 'interfere' again.
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2) We will withdraw our troops from all ov er the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
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3) ALL illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
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4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
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5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
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6) The US will make a strong effort to become --self-sufficient, energy
wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
Caribou Critters will have to cope for a while
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7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
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8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, WE
will not 'interfere., PERIOD'!!
They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
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9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the Large Nice
Building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
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10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that
a winner of a plan?
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In Conclusion:  'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' Now,She's got a baseball
bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '     If you
agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
amazed, DELETE it!! R.W.

 

Dude, stealin my glory!

 

==========who ever wrote it, I surely did like the
''suggestions'' MrJayT-

 

BJay, u got some splaining to do.

1st you rode with John Wayne, now this.

....louie

 

Personally, and commenting on the ''post topic''.......We really liked
#2 ---
----2) withdraw American troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They
don't want us there. And station USTroops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence, ever again! (note, in other words
spend the $-Billion daily, right here in America) hmmmmm. Pretty dang
good idea, Robin) hehe MrJayT-