Pender The Gynecologist..... a motorcycle mechanic?

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by redshad, Jan 6, 2009.

  1. redshad

    redshad Guest

    Pender was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career
    change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with motorcycle engines so
    thought he'd become a motorcycle mechanic. The good doctor Pender went
    along to the American Institute of Motorcycling, the best motorcycle
    mechanics school in the country, and completed the training class. The
    final exam was to strip a bike engine completely and reassemble it -
    obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend
    Pender did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he
    received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly
    phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No,
    no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine --
    a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a
    fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all
    through the muffler."
    redshad, Jan 6, 2009
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  2. Bonus points if he warms the speculum first.
    Westexas Rider, Jan 6, 2009
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    bj_kana Guest

    =========who'd uh' thunk it.
    bj_kana, Jan 6, 2009
  4. And if he was a heart surgeon he could have done it all without
    stopping the motor.
    Road Glidin' Don, Jan 7, 2009
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    Bill Cattell Guest

    God one dude. Didn't see that coming. ;-) Glad his patients do though.
    Bill Cattell, Jan 7, 2009
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