Petrol

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Drew.H, May 22, 2008.

  1. Drew.H

    Drew.H Guest

    Whats the best way to get the taste out of your mouth?
     
    Drew.H, May 22, 2008
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    Pip Guest

    Over to Cane for this one, I think.
     
    Pip, May 22, 2008
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    MikeH Guest

    A match?
     
    MikeH, May 22, 2008
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    Alan Guest

    Cigarette lighter.

    Alan
     
    Alan, May 22, 2008
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    ogden Guest

    Gargle with cum.
     
    ogden, May 22, 2008
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    M J Carley Guest

    Paraffin rinse. HTH.
     
    M J Carley, May 22, 2008
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    Gazz Guest

    Diesel
     
    Gazz, May 22, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    Moo milk.
     
    Cane, May 22, 2008
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    Drew.H Guest

    I think I may have swallowed, I'm belching petrol fumes.
     
    Drew.H, May 22, 2008
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    Drew.H Guest

    I really should know better by now.
     
    Drew.H, May 22, 2008
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    crn Guest

    Generic fix for taking _any_ taste away.
    Chew a raw chilli, preferably a scotch bonnet.
     
    crn, May 22, 2008
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    Spete Guest

    Poo

    (possible side-effect: different taste)
     
    Spete, May 22, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Owen once managed a spoonful of Dave's Insanity Sauce, shortly before he
    discovered why it was so named.
     
    platypus, May 22, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Agood quaitly gas lighter.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, May 22, 2008
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  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    You mean he liked it?
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 22, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    It was apparently difficult to be sure what he thought of it, as he was
    having some trouble expressing his opinions clearly.
     
    platypus, May 22, 2008
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    Spete Guest

    Something about blankets
     
    Spete, May 22, 2008
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    Ex-Pat Andy Guest

    Do not even think about trying light your farts later then!
     
    Ex-Pat Andy, May 22, 2008
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    Tim Guest

    I bet that stung a bit.
     
    Tim, May 24, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    We'd gone home by then, so we missed the fun, but I understand his face was
    emitting strongly in the infrared spectrum.
     
    platypus, May 24, 2008
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