Pick-up lines

I've been away from home the last few days, and had the looxury of
staying in the dongas behind a certain hotel/motel instead of swagging it.

I was propping up the bar with a cold Hahn, together with a couple of
builders who were also staying in the dongas.

One of the blokes had just finished ordering a meal, when in walked a
woman (Not bad looking. Not sure if local or not)

The publican says to the bloke, "Do you want the meal on your room",
meaning did he want the cost booked to the room or was he going to pay
for it separately.

The builder says "Nah. I'll have it here" He then gestures over to the
woman and says to the publican "Mind you, I wouldn't mind having HER in
me room later"

I'm thinking to myself that we've got a class act here.

He then says to the woman "Sorry love. That was a bit forward of me"

She smiles and says "It's alright, mate. I take that as a complement
that you think I'm alright"

TWO class acts in one night!

The pick up line must've worked, 'coz he was in the donga next to mine -
and she was a moaner.

 

My best pick up line was a girl who asked me "would you like to come
home and have sex with me?'
Apparently I said no. God knows why. She was cute. Her girlfriend
confirmed I had declined. I can only plead drunkeness or insanity or
both.
And apparently I also didn't pick up on the cues the night before I
went to the UK. By the time I got back she had gone Christian. I have
that effect on women . . .