Piece of cake

I told a new starter that if he googled "man pages" and pressed "I feel
lucky" it would take him to the best source of *nix manual pages on the
Net.

How we chuckled.

 

I don't get it.

 

I don't get... oh, darsy got there first.

 

Nice speed. I got 53 with 2 mistakes.

 

Do you believe everything you read on the Internet?

 

You're saying that there's stuff on the Internet that isn't true?!

Tell me it ain't so...

 

I was going to go for a gag around beta testing on this post. But you
know what, i'll just STFU.

Paul.

 

Identical to mine. On a brand new laptop kb, which I haven't got used to
yet, mind.

 

Opps. JOAT.

LTSTPRU

Phil

 

The text changes each time. I got a fewer better result on some text
that contained less familiar words.

 

Of course. Shouldn't I?

 

I don't get... oh, darsy got there first.
[/QUOTE]

Well it worked a few years ago, now I suppose it's not a hardcore gay
page. Although I'm not about to test it from here.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

Trust me on this, this is one set of genes that will fizzle out in this
generation. Promise.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

I suspect he has left sperm all over the world, but I think the phrase
"sperm bank" implies a little more than the reality.

 

darsy posted:

Phil's burning heretics now?

 

Well it worked a few years ago, now I suppose it's not a hardcore gay
page. Although I'm not about to test it from here.[/QUOTE]

Nope, it actually goes to a Linux Man page now.

 

thank you, Mr.Murray.

 

Nah. I prefer psycological reprogramming.

Phil

 

Bloody hell - a $cientologist.

 

In the same way as you are an internationally acclaimed expert..

Phil