Pig

You'd blow away in a light wind

 

That'll be Molly asking for the chords tomorrow then ...

 

Dremel - for burds who don't do angle grinders

 

Three quarters of me...

 

Beelzebub said...

Just over half the 'new improved' me

 

Lozzo wrote

Five eighths of pretty much the same old me.

 

That's close to what I need to lose

advice required

 

Skinny wench

Two thirds of me.

 

<Does sums backwards>

42lbs x 3500 calories = 147,000 calories, in 80 days, or

1837.5 calories a day deficit.

Blimey.
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'^' RBR 2006: Starts April 1st.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Live on cereal or beans on toast for a week and see the weight drop off!

I've done it and it works.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Not so much drop off but squirt out of it's own accord surely?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

I can't remember the last time I had a squirt. Actually, it was a few
years ago when I was riding round Parliament Square and just had to have
a shit. I ran into the Broadcasting standards, proclaimed my need to go
(luckily the receptionist took pity on me) and I ran round the back,
through this library and into the bog. Soon as I hit the seat it
streamed out with the noisiest[1] shit I'devr done. It also stank the
place out in a manner that happens only once in a blue moon but that was
more to do with something dodgy I'd eaten rather than cereal and beans.

I've also lived on a diet of fruit only and not got the squits.

[1] Did the same thing in Burger King earlier in the day. Although less
urgent, the noise and smell was equally appalling and I was proud and
laughed out loud when I left the toilet cos there were loads of suits in
there eating their lunch.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

LOL

 

Having hit the 14 stone mark in mid December 2004 I decided to stop
taking sugar in tea/coffee etc (3 mugs/day) and see what happened.
I was flabbergasted to lose a whole stone in the first month (which
included Christmas you will note!) - but after that no further losses.
Presumably my new weight corresponded with my new calories in/energy
out balance.

Since then I have removed my (week-)daily packet of crisps and
replaced it with one for the whole week - likewise chocolate bars. No
change, absolutely none. In fact only yesterday I decided the dome
stuck to my frontal aspect had reached Dec 2004 proportions and had to
be dealt with. I shall have to grimp onto the scales and
check. Obviously reducing sugar in tea/coffee is no longer an option
and I shall have to look for other things to drop - or even resort to
extra excercise....

HTH!

Chris D
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Lozzo scribbled:

<looks at left leg>

Err.... being in a hotel for three weeks, wrapped around Christmas
doesn't do ones (already not insignificant) figure much good