Pikey Scum

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Hog, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Hog

    Hog Guest

    Hog, Apr 3, 2008
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  2. Is you callin' Nina a pikey?
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Apr 3, 2008
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    zymurgy Guest

    I had a funny tickle at the weekend. A doctor decided to check my
    prostate in the middle of a crowded bar in Portugal. Most
    disconcerting.
    No it wasn't ... ;)

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 3, 2008
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    Lady Nina Guest

    <holds out cap>

    Spare a penny for a pikey academic guv?
     
    Lady Nina, Apr 3, 2008
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    Eddie Guest

    What?!

    I've never had my prostate checked, but doesn't this normally involve
    the doctor putting a digit were the sun don't shine?
     
    Eddie, Apr 3, 2008
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    platypus Guest

    Maybe it was the sort of bar where such things pass unremarked.
     
    platypus, Apr 3, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    I'd fucking love to hear you chat up a burd.


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    Beav, Apr 3, 2008
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  8. Hog

    Beav Guest

    Quote from the article...

    "In addition the RRAA makes chief constables liable for acts of racial
    discrimination by police officers under their direction and control".

    Now, if one of us can get pulled for speeding in Welsh Wales and make the
    plod use a racist comment, maybe we'll finally see the back of chief
    constable Cuntstrum.


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    Beav, Apr 3, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    The whole thing is an example of how the law is being bent and twisted to
    fit the goals of a few. In no possible sensible way can Irish or Scottish
    caravanners be described as a separate "Racial Group". If that's true then
    people who spend much of their lives on Yachts could claim the same. It is
    utterly insane.
     
    Hog, Apr 4, 2008
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    DozynSleepy Guest

    I'm trying to remember an appropriate phrase but the only bit I can
    remember is "deepest pockets wins".

    I guess if you're not involved in the day to day that is associated with
    being a semi-detached suburban slave then you've got the time and
    probably the inclination to push the law towards your favour.

    Either that or the lawyers hoovering up legal aid just love these cases.
     
    DozynSleepy, Apr 4, 2008
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    zymurgy Guest

    <ding>

    Or should that be

    <ring>

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 4, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    Not if you knew a bloke I know wot owns a yacht and spends (thankfully) the
    biggest majority of time sailing. He's DEFINITELY in a special "group".
    They're usually called "Cunts", but that's probably discriminating against
    *normal* cunts.


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    Beav, Apr 4, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    And the Irish travellers know and use some very clued up lawyers lots of
    times.


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    Beav, Apr 4, 2008
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  14. Ah, you mean *normal* Cunts wot play golf?
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    Dave
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    "A scone and tea at half past three
    Makes the day a little brighter
    Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
    And stick them up your shiter."
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 6, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    He does that too when he's on dry land. A total **** in other owrds.


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    Beav, Apr 6, 2008
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  16. I must admit, I detest every group/race/bunchacunts equally, there being
    good and bad in all of them, but I find the notion of Scottish
    Travellers laughable - where I grew up, they were just cunts.

    The Irish Travellers (Knackers), otoh, have much more of a tradition
    that I can see. Why sure, 'tis a Grand Life, coursing hares, fighting
    dags and stealing copper. Only the other week the CAB confiscated a
    stash of hundreds of thousands of Euros found in the possession of one
    of the Dublin Traveller families. The money was the proceeds of criminal
    activity over a couple of years.
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    "A scone and tea at half past three
    Makes the day a little brighter
    Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
    And stick them up your shiter."
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 7, 2008
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