Ping Cane

I thought that was what you shouted after launching a cricket ball in the
general direction of your opponent?


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I've seen all three more than once.

Only suffered from sore head, though. About a half-a-dozen times.

Fingers: now there's a frequent injury problem.
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I can understand that and thanks to your adverse experiences you have
got it all wrong. Cricket is a metaphor for sex.

 

Too logical. I think they shout "four".

 

if you think that's why sports fans follow teams, you're sadly
mistaken.

even ones those that I

amazing that you, a weekend-warrior with near masturbatory gushings
about the military, call on Kipling to support an opinion of yours.

 

But he does make exceedingly good cakes.

 

That made me laugh far more than it should.

 

No **** ever threw a cricket ball at me while I was having sex.


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Bwahahaha! I, am an ex "weekend warrior" (which if you want to think
that is an insult then fine by me but it has little to do with my
reasons for joining the RAuxAF, or indeed, leaving) b) My interest
in the millitary is mainly historical and technical rather than
"mastubatory" as anyone that knows me properly would attest to and c)
I thought that quote would probably provoke that sort of response, but
I hardly need Kipling to "support an opinion". My opinion is my
opinion.

 

Ok, "ex weekend warrior".

I don't see it as an insult. I support a good number of current
weekend warriors on a day to day basis.

I just can't see why anyone would bother.

 b)  My interest

It was a reference to your postings here.

as anyone that knows me properly would attest to and c)

As well you are entitled.

 

As many reasons as people like sports, I'd guess. A lot of ex-
military join to regain some of the cameradary and drink cheaply in
the mess while boring everyone with when-I-was-on-Vulcans stories.
Others to "give something back". *I* joined as I was newly single and
needed something to do and to get _not_ joining the RAF at 17 out of
my system. Which it did very nicely.

Oh come on. While I do certainly make postings in relation to
aviation and military history, I'd challenge you to find anything
remotely "mastabatory". It's an interest and as far as aviation
history goes, a very long standing interest, but that's all it is.

 

Now this is where you lose me, because it is entirely beyond my
comprehension why anyone would want a metaphor when they can have the
real thing.

<thinks>

Oh...

You mean...

People play cricket because they aren't getting...

 

It could all go horribly wrong this afternoon. We've got Arsenal.

 

Indeed. Please pass my thanks for the three easy points to your fellow
team members if you would be so good old chap.

 

Then we met Arsenal :-(

 

And lo and behold...

 

...and I'm at work with a couple of very smug Gooners, cunts.